The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
Active since August 19, 2008.
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
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12483. | mindgitrwx (mindgitrwx) | 83.79 | 98% | 2019-03-04 |
12484. | firefox freezing (combat_arts) | 83.79 | 96% | 2016-01-17 |
12485. | Sal-Kal (sal_kal) | 83.78 | 97% | 2021-12-13 |
12486. | Joe (grimeson) | 83.78 | 98% | 2012-11-22 |
12487. | NO ONE (subhroxeon) | 83.78 | 97% | 2021-01-03 |
12488. | sıןʌɥɹ (s1lvhr) | 83.78 | 97% | 2021-05-14 |
12489. | None (saucy_) | 83.78 | 92% | 2012-03-24 |
12490. | ClutchMaster (clutchmaster) | 83.77 | 97% | 2023-08-17 |
12491. | Kathleen (guitarkat) | 83.77 | 94% | 2012-10-18 |
12492. | Mother (tbagger) | 83.76 | — | 2010-06-16 |
12493. | Augheer (augheer) | 83.76 | 93% | 2016-05-15 |
12494. | Colin (butterflyenthusiast) | 83.76 | 97% | 2023-05-06 |
12495. | Luigi (jorge_da_borracha) | 83.76 | 96% | 2021-04-21 |
12496. | Cdrc (blo5) | 83.76 | 97% | 2021-10-19 |
12497. | Miloš (br4nk) | 83.76 | 98% | 2022-12-14 |
12498. | 四百二十 (chapuix) | 83.76 | 97% | 2021-08-31 |
12499. | Kura (kuraaaa) | 83.75 | 97% | 2021-06-03 |
12500. | Shawn (terroar) | 83.75 | 94% | 2016-03-08 |
12501. | Stephen (kungszehon) | 83.75 | 93% | 2017-01-27 |
12502. | !RiA! (soddinghostile) | 83.75 | — | 2010-10-13 |
12503. | chipmunk (tonyboi) | 83.75 | 96% | 2021-12-19 |
12504. | Paul (soonersfan6) | 83.74 | 97% | 2018-04-12 |
12505. | Ben (benolson8) | 83.74 | 89% | 2013-12-15 |
12506. | Skaiski (skaiski) | 83.74 | 98% | 2020-11-19 |
12507. | Nana Kwame (papa_elbee) | 83.74 | 93% | 2021-06-02 |
12508. | Average (vuzid) | 83.73 | 99% | 2021-01-28 |
12509. | Daniel (omnomnominous) | 83.73 | 96% | 2012-10-30 |
12510. | Richard (richard_king) | 83.73 | 96% | 2022-11-28 |
12511. | Minh Kiet (buimonkey) | 83.73 | 97% | 2018-04-07 |
12512. | ParaJenn (parajenn) | 83.73 | 96% | 2015-02-26 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
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Default (English) | 85,247 | 82.46 | August 19, 2008 |
Long Texts | 95 | 86.18 | December 31, 2016 |
Instant Death Mode | 81 | 88.45 | March 30, 2010 |
##typeracer | 4 | 83.41 | January 21, 2021 |
Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |