As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 24434. | (dzhuk_yanovna) | 48.42 | 95% | 2022-08-22 |
| 24435. | (leathface23) | 48.42 | 92% | 2016-01-10 |
| 24436. | (gchenfc) | 48.41 | 91% | 2016-05-22 |
| 24437. | (tobi_konoha) | 48.41 | 96% | 2018-11-24 |
| 24438. | (pixel113) | 48.39 | 95% | 2021-01-15 |
| 24439. | (titobolito) | 48.39 | 92% | 2017-10-19 |
| 24440. | (tominator0_0) | 48.39 | 95% | 2021-07-31 |
| 24441. | (harshvats) | 48.39 | 94% | 2020-01-06 |
| 24442. | (nowwhy) | 48.39 | 94% | 2022-10-25 |
| 24443. | (mostafa_nasr) | 48.39 | 96% | 2023-01-22 |
| 24444. | (itsfer5150) | 48.38 | 93% | 2021-01-31 |
| 24445. | (ramialshoushi) | 48.38 | 92.6% | 2021-02-25 |
| 24446. | (lucifer_2020) | 48.37 | 95% | 2022-12-14 |
| 24447. | (uddhabff) | 48.37 | 96.3% | 2023-08-11 |
| 24448. | (aryaman_verma) | 48.37 | 96% | 2021-12-11 |
| 24449. | Namakemono (jnamakemono) | 48.37 | 95% | 2017-12-14 |
| 24450. | daniel beale (dannyb719) | 48.36 | 95% | 2022-09-20 |
| 24451. | (bavin01) | 48.36 | 95.6% | 2023-09-10 |
| 24452. | (phua8686) | 48.36 | 97% | 2023-10-12 |
| 24453. | (codehia) | 48.36 | 95% | 2021-02-20 |
| 24454. | kunchhok (kunpay) | 48.36 | 98% | 2016-03-22 |
| 24455. | (excalibar) | 48.36 | 95% | 2017-07-24 |
| 24456. | (d3nd) | 48.35 | 95% | 2023-05-17 |
| 24457. | (hiepvh) | 48.35 | 97% | 2023-01-17 |
| 24458. | (papon_) | 48.35 | 94% | 2016-01-03 |
| 24459. | (winniehe) | 48.35 | 93% | 2015-04-05 |
| 24460. | (apples07) | 48.35 | 94% | 2015-08-23 |
| 24461. | (divyanchs) | 48.34 | 94% | 2022-02-22 |
| 24462. | Arsenal (arsenal1005_) | 48.34 | 96% | 2023-06-25 |
| 24463. | (chinglingv) | 48.34 | 96% | 2021-06-27 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,628 | 81.28 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 129 | 84.43 | December 30, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 30 | 93.38 | February 19, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |