Sir, a couple of brief points: firstly, you're not a qualified service engineer, and, consequently, sawing me in two will invalidate my guarantee; secondly, I wouldn't trust you to open a can of sardines that was already open.
—from Red Dwarf: Terrorform, a other by Rob Grant, Doug Naylor
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 9718. | Jike (procrastinatingking) | 75.99 | 97% | 2021-06-14 |
| 9719. | Junnie (junnielovesyou) | 75.99 | 97% | 2024-01-02 |
| 9720. | Eric (ericnosarcasm) | 75.99 | 97.6% | 2023-09-13 |
| 9721. | Matt (mattox) | 75.99 | 98% | 2017-09-06 |
| 9722. | Tom (tomblerone) | 75.99 | 97% | 2017-03-23 |
| 9723. | Notabotai20 (notabotai9) | 75.98 | 96.1% | 2024-04-18 |
| 9724. | YvM (unohazelaar) | 75.97 | 95% | 2024-07-30 |
| 9725. | Abhimanyu (a_bhimany_u) | 75.97 | 98% | 2023-01-11 |
| 9726. | Person (person753) | 75.97 | 99% | 2022-05-30 |
| 9727. | Burak (burakkor434) | 75.97 | 96.2% | 2024-07-30 |
| 9728. | J (jellyfiszh) | 75.96 | 97% | 2021-06-21 |
| 9729. | Duck (duckmedic) | 75.96 | 97.2% | 2021-02-14 |
| 9730. | Christie (christiebowman) | 75.96 | 94% | 2017-06-05 |
| 9731. | Bismith (bismith) | 75.96 | 98% | 2023-01-02 |
| 9732. | teeto (1005sv) | 75.96 | 94% | 2022-02-10 |
| 9733. | Aadithyaa (aadithyaa) | 75.96 | 95% | 2019-11-29 |
| 9734. | myxi (myxi) | 75.95 | 96% | 2024-02-14 |
| 9735. | Devon (mediocrityatbest) | 75.95 | 97% | 2023-05-17 |
| 9736. | tstats[wscieklykasztan] (ws... | 75.95 | 96% | 2022-12-06 |
| 9737. | kunal (kunalmachra) | 75.95 | 96% | 2022-04-03 |
| 9738. | Daniel (oksshammy) | 75.95 | 98% | 2018-04-18 |
| 9739. | Le Minh Duong Ha (haleminhd... | 75.94 | 95.4% | 2023-08-19 |
| 9740. | Clat (klesum) | 75.94 | 95% | 2020-06-18 |
| 9741. | Darcy (fart_dog_walter) | 75.93 | 98% | 2023-04-11 |
| 9742. | Parinaz (parinaz11) | 75.93 | 95% | 2023-01-30 |
| 9743. | K (strongballs) | 75.93 | 96% | 2021-06-13 |
| 9744. | R (bobf) | 75.93 | 97% | 2021-09-17 |
| 9745. | johnny :P (johnny234) | 75.92 | 94% | 2022-01-04 |
| 9746. | Sam (sam2399) | 75.92 | 99% | 2017-09-28 |
| 9747. | Ruben (rubenzhang) | 75.92 | 95% | 2017-04-24 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 38,279 | 75.25 | January 13, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 71 | 89.96 | January 24, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 69.82 | August 17, 2021 |