I hope I cut myself shaving tomorrow. I hope it bleeds all day long. Our friends say it's darkest before the sun rises; we're pretty sure they're all wrong.
—from No Children, a song by The Mountain Goats
Active since January 13, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 9067. | James (pantsdr) | 91.83 | 98% | 2021-01-23 |
| 9068. | Inderpreet (indergnps) | 91.82 | 98% | 2021-04-22 |
| 9069. | Brendan (panikooooos) | 91.82 | 98% | 2017-10-12 |
| 9070. | JY (jy82828) | 91.81 | 99% | 2017-07-18 |
| 9071. | Nick (cluelessneep) | 91.81 | 98% | 2021-12-22 |
| 9072. | Sean (seansdb6) | 91.81 | 94% | 2017-05-07 |
| 9073. | Hann (hannhann) | 91.81 | 99% | 2021-01-09 |
| 9074. | Abdullah (anarkhos) | 91.81 | 96% | 2021-11-08 |
| 9075. | Sam (samuel1112) | 91.81 | 98% | 2017-04-08 |
| 9076. | Steve (srd93) | 91.80 | 97.8% | 2024-11-09 |
| 9077. | Fluffy (fluffysouffle) | 91.79 | 99% | 2020-05-20 |
| 9078. | yjuk (yjuk) | 91.79 | 97% | 2023-12-04 |
| 9079. | L (languin) | 91.79 | 98% | 2019-11-30 |
| 9080. | Colin (typeofwhey) | 91.78 | 97% | 2019-03-21 |
| 9081. | Justin (nexoloft) | 91.78 | 94% | 2022-04-25 |
| 9082. | Dan (sirdanofthedirt) | 91.77 | 99% | 2025-04-11 |
| 9083. | Jack (nomadologist) | 91.76 | 98% | 2024-03-08 |
| 9084. | Unohazelaar1955 (unohazelaa... | 91.76 | 98% | 2024-12-29 |
| 9085. | SpookySnail (spookysnail) | 91.76 | 99% | 2024-07-03 |
| 9086. | MIVI (mivi) | 91.76 | 98% | 2020-04-15 |
| 9087. | Chris (chrisvanish) | 91.76 | 94% | 2019-05-06 |
| 9088. | Retrojoe1984 (joemama84) | 91.76 | 98.9% | 2024-10-08 |
| 9089. | Lia (liaxnna) | 91.76 | 97% | 2021-08-16 |
| 9090. | kunal (kunalmachra) | 91.76 | 97% | 2021-10-09 |
| 9091. | Hải (mymomismad) | 91.76 | 95% | 2021-06-12 |
| 9092. | Ed (theorynoob) | 91.75 | 96% | 2021-06-29 |
| 9093. | todo locoras (paengszinho) | 91.75 | 98% | 2023-09-11 |
| 9094. | Jose (josel2g) | 91.75 | 99% | 2022-07-21 |
| 9095. | Steven (duckduckduckducc) | 91.74 | 98% | 2021-10-17 |
| 9096. | Bill (destroyer_2) | 91.74 | 96.6% | 2024-10-04 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,914 | 84.34 | January 13, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 231 | 87.71 | December 17, 2018 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 6 | 106.66 | July 19, 2021 |