I was stealing saltshakers again. Ten, sometimes twelve a night, shoving them in my pockets, hiding them up my sleeves, smuggling them out of bars and diners and anywhere else I could find them. In the morning, wherever I woke up, I was always covered in salt. I was cured meat. I had become beef jerky. Even as a small, small child, I knew it would one day come to this.
—from Apathy and Other Small Victories, a book by Paul Neilan
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 19540. | NAILs (sleepyt0wne) | 65.53 | 96% | 2021-10-30 |
| 19541. | Annsie (annsie) | 65.53 | 91% | 2016-02-13 |
| 19542. | DJ (_shifty) | 65.53 | 95.5% | 2023-08-23 |
| 19543. | Haris (undead_slayer) | 65.52 | 96% | 2021-04-07 |
| 19544. | Gjon (johnmanga) | 65.52 | 97% | 2021-04-21 |
| 19545. | Joseph (appledood123) | 65.52 | 96% | 2020-12-09 |
| 19546. | Daniele (daniele28) | 65.52 | 97% | 2019-08-21 |
| 19547. | Raphael (rqs2612) | 65.51 | 95% | 2022-05-22 |
| 19548. | Rwu (rwu_) | 65.51 | 98% | 2022-11-16 |
| 19549. | Zero (zerowaffles) | 65.51 | 91% | 2016-01-12 |
| 19550. | Xander (wintermute_neuro) | 65.51 | 97% | 2022-05-10 |
| 19551. | sheldon (m1k3_hunt) | 65.51 | 97% | 2021-08-11 |
| 19552. | Ellis (babyeatingatheist) | 65.51 | 87% | 2016-05-26 |
| 19553. | Jondrick (jondrickdagamer) | 65.50 | 97% | 2021-09-22 |
| 19554. | Alex (alaxe) | 65.50 | 91% | 2016-02-21 |
| 19555. | surya (mnnlgrey) | 65.50 | 96% | 2022-05-24 |
| 19556. | Kyle (kujyle) | 65.49 | 96% | 2019-04-08 |
| 19557. | sai (luckyganesh) | 65.49 | 99% | 2022-03-14 |
| 19558. | Sebastitiao (sebastitiao) | 65.49 | 96% | 2020-10-30 |
| 19559. | Alekva (alekva) | 65.49 | 97% | 2021-05-03 |
| 19560. | B.Gettin'It (bgettinit) | 65.49 | 96% | 2015-12-09 |
| 19561. | Leo (lardymcfly) | 65.48 | 97% | 2024-12-18 |
| 19562. | Mustakim (winterflew) | 65.48 | 95% | 2022-03-14 |
| 19563. | Gabe (howaldg22) | 65.47 | 96% | 2025-09-24 |
| 19564. | farzan (farzanfrost) | 65.47 | 97% | 2021-07-14 |
| 19565. | Kagami (apollonroad) | 65.47 | 94% | 2020-09-19 |
| 19566. | Totallynotgood (totallynotg... | 65.46 | 96% | 2023-05-26 |
| 19567. | Irarref (_ofking) | 65.46 | 96% | 2022-10-22 |
| 19568. | Bo (bismuthphil) | 65.46 | 95% | 2021-07-31 |
| 19569. | Tung (tungdtran) | 65.46 | 88% | 2016-03-03 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 51,486 | 82.88 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 131 | 82.73 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 29 | 101.03 | March 7, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 0 | 0.00 | January 1, 1970 |