The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 10073. | Hayley (tobine) | 88.96 | 96% | 2013-11-25 |
| 10074. | Nature (nature) | 88.96 | — | 2011-01-28 |
| 10075. | Chris (lumms) | 88.95 | 97% | 2021-12-18 |
| 10076. | too cold to type :( (pinkfl... | 88.95 | 92% | 2014-11-08 |
| 10077. | Winson (winjson) | 88.95 | 97% | 2020-07-01 |
| 10078. | Pastry (pybu) | 88.95 | — | 2008-11-19 |
| 10079. | temp (80wpm) | 88.94 | 92% | 2013-08-09 |
| 10080. | Piotr (snooppiotr) | 88.94 | 98% | 2022-07-21 |
| 10081. | Aditya (skymanaditya1) | 88.94 | 99% | 2017-09-05 |
| 10082. | Santiago (chicharrones) | 88.93 | 97% | 2021-06-16 |
| 10083. | ~ (ffllooaatteerr) | 88.93 | 97% | 2021-12-13 |
| 10084. | Rascell (soul94) | 88.93 | 98% | 2022-12-27 |
| 10085. | suki (sackclothandashes) | 88.93 | 94% | 2016-08-25 |
| 10086. | Ryan (rhinorick5) | 88.93 | 94% | 2012-05-17 |
| 10087. | Sebastian (arandomguy) | 88.93 | 98% | 2017-11-23 |
| 10088. | Randy (wolfrayne) | 88.93 | 98% | 2013-03-28 |
| 10089. | Dex (dexter_morgan) | 88.92 | 91% | 2016-01-20 |
| 10090. | Andreas (kubigr) | 88.92 | 95% | 2016-04-06 |
| 10091. | AJ (ragingkeys) | 88.92 | 99% | 2015-05-28 |
| 10092. | Gabriel (threwitontheground) | 88.92 | 97% | 2014-04-26 |
| 10093. | Kohlberg (kevinkevin17) | 88.92 | 98% | 2019-01-07 |
| 10094. | hazamadra (hazamadra) | 88.91 | 96% | 2020-01-15 |
| 10095. | Christian (bacrown) | 88.91 | 95% | 2013-07-12 |
| 10096. | Killbane (bnsoni) | 88.90 | 96% | 2014-01-21 |
| 10097. | Baltik (baltik) | 88.90 | 90% | 2013-03-29 |
| 10098. | Darren (darrenoy) | 88.89 | 97% | 2015-02-11 |
| 10099. | Big Daddy (chef_yeet) | 88.89 | 96% | 2022-06-16 |
| 10100. | tstats[saif6969] (saif6969) | 88.89 | 96.3% | 2023-10-14 |
| 10101. | Jeff (jeff7) | 88.89 | 97% | 2021-09-20 |
| 10102. | Will (small_peepee) | 88.89 | 99% | 2018-08-22 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |