The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
Active since August 19, 2008.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 6094. | M (ahhhhh) | 99.06 | 97% | 2012-08-10 |
| 6095. | j (jqxk) | 99.05 | 97% | 2021-03-31 |
| 6096. | SCUMBAGGED (to0z) | 99.05 | 96% | 2013-09-10 |
| 6097. | Noob (noobtypist) | 99.04 | 98% | 2012-02-29 |
| 6098. | Tony (beatleboy1091) | 99.04 | 93% | 2012-04-16 |
| 6099. | K (khanali2020) | 99.03 | 99% | 2023-06-12 |
| 6100. | Ryu (ryusong) | 99.03 | 97% | 2021-07-16 |
| 6101. | Hayden (fafrigaf) | 99.02 | 93% | 2016-08-21 |
| 6102. | Elias (utoos) | 99.02 | 97% | 2023-04-17 |
| 6103. | Malik (malik_milbes) | 99.02 | 97% | 2017-09-27 |
| 6104. | Grace (gracecatan) | 99.01 | 98% | 2020-08-16 |
| 6105. | Matthew (dj_matttam) | 99.01 | 97% | 2021-01-12 |
| 6106. | Ravenzlayer (r4nd4ll) | 99.01 | 100% | 2016-06-02 |
| 6107. | Kelvin - Colemak (winlost) | 99.01 | 98% | 2021-11-02 |
| 6108. | Marymoon (marymoon) | 99.01 | 96% | 2011-09-30 |
| 6109. | Juho (derakoz) | 99.01 | 93% | 2014-12-06 |
| 6110. | Marcus (huynhcongminh1993) | 99.00 | 94% | 2017-03-29 |
| 6111. | Kyle (ktwilson86) | 99.00 | — | 2010-05-16 |
| 6112. | MR BREAD 🍞 (mr529) | 98.99 | 98% | 2022-04-13 |
| 6113. | SEVEN (emelisosha) | 98.99 | 98% | 2022-04-13 |
| 6114. | fryguy (frenchfryguy) | 98.99 | 97.7% | 2023-09-21 |
| 6115. | Will (wctlast) | 98.99 | 98% | 2022-04-20 |
| 6116. | SoonerDisciple (soonerdisci... | 98.99 | — | 2010-12-17 |
| 6117. | Reed (toodesire) | 98.98 | 96% | 2022-12-10 |
| 6118. | asdasdf (211bazooka) | 98.98 | 97% | 2023-01-28 |
| 6119. | J (kzce) | 98.98 | 99% | 2021-06-24 |
| 6120. | ARK [alt for colemak-dhm] (... | 98.98 | 98% | 2022-10-09 |
| 6121. | Zac (codename1234) | 98.98 | 97% | 2022-10-19 |
| 6122. | Bo (bowelz) | 98.98 | — | 2010-09-08 |
| 6123. | Louis (22louisl) | 98.97 | 96% | 2020-06-23 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |