The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
Active since August 19, 2008.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 3816. | Bobby (bobby_gpts) | 59.49 | — | 2009-02-06 |
| 3817. | Ethan (ethan_types) | 59.48 | 95% | 2023-04-21 |
| 3818. | Hagane (hagane) | 59.48 | 97% | 2016-01-30 |
| 3819. | Liz (indyanajoana) | 59.48 | 97% | 2014-04-12 |
| 3820. | Abhishek (mypracticesessions) | 59.48 | — | 2010-11-23 |
| 3821. | Rubi (keith_loriel@yahoo.com) | 59.48 | — | 2010-11-25 |
| 3822. | Joseph (josephlcs) | 59.47 | — | 2008-10-13 |
| 3823. | Mukul (mukuljsimpson) | 59.47 | 96% | 2019-08-19 |
| 3824. | sara (sarapearl) | 59.47 | 89% | 2016-04-19 |
| 3825. | fronz (fronz) | 59.47 | 95% | 2013-10-17 |
| 3826. | dylan (dylan27) | 59.46 | — | 2010-01-25 |
| 3827. | Oleg (kcdoleg) | 59.46 | — | 2009-09-23 |
| 3828. | zillani (zillani) | 59.45 | 95% | 2015-03-20 |
| 3829. | God (resemble) | 59.45 | 92% | 2021-05-18 |
| 3830. | jerry (jerry_wu) | 59.45 | 96% | 2017-11-15 |
| 3831. | Janet (jfitz1212) | 59.45 | 94% | 2015-09-14 |
| 3832. | divyam(India) (divyam) | 59.44 | 96% | 2016-09-06 |
| 3833. | Yvette (yrose99) | 59.44 | — | 2011-03-07 |
| 3834. | Kristen (kstuart) | 59.44 | 87% | 2015-05-05 |
| 3835. | azaliya (puvvu) | 59.43 | 96% | 2021-03-10 |
| 3836. | Paul (ozflyer) | 59.43 | — | 2009-11-02 |
| 3837. | kopok (kopokopok) | 59.42 | 96% | 2021-09-20 |
| 3838. | Samuel (spitzer300) | 59.42 | 87% | 2015-02-27 |
| 3839. | Quan (tmquan98) | 59.42 | 97.9% | 2021-02-25 |
| 3840. | Aditya (aditya5991) | 59.42 | 96% | 2022-06-30 |
| 3841. | J (xjdx) | 59.42 | — | 2009-07-26 |
| 3842. | oreka (oreka) | 59.42 | — | 2010-01-24 |
| 3843. | Freshanatha (freshanatha) | 59.41 | 95% | 2022-11-10 |
| 3844. | Vahan (twonex) | 59.41 | 99% | 2016-03-15 |
| 3845. | S2xc (s2xc1) | 59.41 | — | 2010-03-16 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 28,622 | 49.33 | August 19, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 82 | 58.33 | May 11, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 24 | 42.06 | January 28, 2011 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 1 | 45.48 | July 30, 2021 |