So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 19763. | UnreliableSpare (unreliable... | 68.90 | 98% | 2023-03-26 |
| 19764. | Cao Sy Hai (caosyhailong99) | 68.90 | 95% | 2019-04-22 |
| 19765. | ECT_ (ect_27) | 68.90 | 96% | 2014-10-06 |
| 19766. | einstrung (einstrung) | 68.90 | 92% | 2011-11-15 |
| 19767. | Felix (idk14344) | 68.89 | 95% | 2022-01-30 |
| 19768. | ubaldo (ubakun) | 68.89 | — | 2008-09-12 |
| 19769. | tstats[armanto] (armanto) | 68.89 | 98% | 2022-07-14 |
| 19770. | Huoi (huy_truong_le) | 68.89 | 97% | 2021-08-22 |
| 19771. | Sajan (sajanjosan) | 68.89 | 98% | 2017-10-20 |
| 19772. | shanen (shanenliu) | 68.89 | — | 2010-06-29 |
| 19773. | Ken (burgerblade) | 68.88 | 94% | 2013-10-02 |
| 19774. | Ben (p0ssyd3str0y3r) | 68.88 | 96% | 2019-11-07 |
| 19775. | believe_that_ (believe_that_) | 68.88 | 95% | 2022-09-15 |
| 19776. | Stephen (kungszehon) | 68.88 | 91% | 2016-12-06 |
| 19777. | chetan (rockspeed) | 68.88 | 96% | 2013-06-27 |
| 19778. | Fat (fatally) | 68.88 | 93% | 2012-10-27 |
| 19779. | Moose (ksmoose) | 68.87 | 95% | 2021-08-06 |
| 19780. | Tung (haruharu2257) | 68.87 | 96% | 2023-02-23 |
| 19781. | Mark (cyclingguy536) | 68.87 | 96% | 2021-12-27 |
| 19782. | Jim (sungmin_suju) | 68.87 | — | 2010-12-05 |
| 19783. | j (jconx) | 68.87 | — | 2011-04-27 |
| 19784. | diow (diow) | 68.87 | 94% | 2013-02-13 |
| 19785. | Bráulio (braulio) | 68.87 | — | 2010-12-13 |
| 19786. | t (tgowda) | 68.86 | 96% | 2022-01-23 |
| 19787. | Semyon (mstypist) | 68.86 | — | 2008-11-07 |
| 19788. | Kevin (faelinvxd) | 68.86 | 94.8% | 2021-03-02 |
| 19789. | Amir (goat_bot) | 68.86 | 95% | 2021-09-09 |
| 19790. | Nuwan (nuwan6) | 68.86 | 96% | 2017-11-04 |
| 19791. | Nick (nixterrocks) | 68.86 | 97% | 2013-10-14 |
| 19792. | Dush (dushnozzle) | 68.86 | 96% | 2017-09-01 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |