And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
—from Office Space, a movie by Mike Judge
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 33081. | Dhyaneshwaran (dhyani1919) | 57.67 | 96% | 2023-03-15 |
| 33082. | jack (leafies) | 57.67 | 91% | 2012-12-07 |
| 33083. | lee (borechen12) | 57.67 | 98% | 2014-08-28 |
| 33084. | Vivek (viveklodhi) | 57.66 | 94% | 2016-02-25 |
| 33085. | Amarant (amarant_) | 57.66 | 94% | 2021-09-14 |
| 33086. | M (lanc_1337) | 57.66 | 96% | 2022-01-13 |
| 33087. | Peter (dzsuzeppe) | 57.66 | 93% | 2014-03-24 |
| 33088. | Randy (maynardh) | 57.66 | 97% | 2013-01-23 |
| 33089. | Jaspreet (jassi) | 57.66 | 94% | 2013-12-02 |
| 33090. | Helena (helena) | 57.65 | — | 2008-08-26 |
| 33091. | Rashid (alirashidpk) | 57.65 | 94% | 2012-11-15 |
| 33092. | Liesl (leftyspinner) | 57.65 | 97% | 2014-03-10 |
| 33093. | Fatma (fatmaozer) | 57.65 | 93% | 2014-10-29 |
| 33094. | Tsunami (bmo12) | 57.64 | 97% | 2021-08-04 |
| 33095. | salah (salah_bak) | 57.64 | 94.3% | 2023-10-06 |
| 33096. | AB Patil (amit_birajdar_03) | 57.64 | 96% | 2022-10-25 |
| 33097. | Kshitij (kshitij21) | 57.63 | 95% | 2022-06-24 |
| 33098. | Bryce (bryce_9_fingers) | 57.63 | 98% | 2023-06-19 |
| 33099. | Jae (jlee2017) | 57.63 | 97% | 2019-02-08 |
| 33100. | Justin (laskov) | 57.63 | 95% | 2021-04-27 |
| 33101. | Sivert (ivcasstiel) | 57.63 | 93% | 2017-01-25 |
| 33102. | Eemeli (meemel1) | 57.63 | 95% | 2017-09-22 |
| 33103. | pvphigh (puky1) | 57.63 | 90% | 2015-12-29 |
| 33104. | Pablo (diopaolo) | 57.62 | 95% | 2021-01-21 |
| 33105. | bt (maxbt) | 57.62 | 95% | 2022-01-26 |
| 33106. | Ryuzaki(L) (dionisiomark) | 57.62 | 91% | 2012-02-08 |
| 33107. | qwer (snicel) | 57.62 | 94% | 2012-02-15 |
| 33108. | Choudhary (shakha) | 57.62 | 97% | 2021-12-20 |
| 33109. | Divyanshu (emosareus) | 57.62 | 93% | 2020-04-25 |
| 33110. | John (1underman123) | 57.61 | 97% | 2021-04-22 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 119,690 | 84.32 | July 27, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 366 | 64.73 | January 3, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 134 | 85.25 | March 29, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 12 | 56.62 | February 9, 2011 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 98.97 | November 13, 2022 |