When you're dead, they really fix you up. I hope to hell when I do die somebody has sense enough to just dump me in the river or something. Anything except sticking me in a goddam cemetery. People coming and putting a bunch of flowers on your stomach on Sunday, and all that crap. Who wants flowers when you're dead? Nobody.
—from The Catcher in the Rye, a book by J. D. Salinger
Active since November 11, 2016.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 5318. | Kai (cheongengkai) | 96.62 | 97.7% | 2023-07-04 |
| 5319. | Cheese (cheesypeety) | 96.62 | 97% | 2019-10-13 |
| 5320. | Bruce Lee (bruceleeblackhole) | 96.62 | 98.5% | 2025-03-26 |
| 5321. | Orange (orangelover7) | 96.61 | 98% | 2025-07-07 |
| 5322. | Hassan (hassanspace) | 96.61 | 99% | 2021-05-20 |
| 5323. | Kelli (kellil08) | 96.61 | 99% | 2018-12-15 |
| 5324. | Issac (vertical820) | 96.61 | 97% | 2017-11-07 |
| 5325. | Kat (katuriboh) | 96.60 | 98% | 2023-08-12 |
| 5326. | penguin (penguinstar123) | 96.60 | 96.8% | 2023-09-12 |
| 5327. | Juan (juanyougay) | 96.60 | 97% | 2021-09-07 |
| 5328. | Jizz (mamski) | 96.60 | 99% | 2018-05-09 |
| 5329. | Wonderland11 (xavi78) | 96.59 | 97% | 2025-08-26 |
| 5330. | Prakash (prakashmg) | 96.59 | 97% | 2025-09-12 |
| 5331. | Jon (joofers) | 96.59 | 96.1% | 2024-11-18 |
| 5332. | dtn (dvdn) | 96.59 | 97% | 2021-08-13 |
| 5333. | m3r8 (m3r8) | 96.59 | 98% | 2022-10-31 |
| 5334. | Zihan (zihanwei) | 96.58 | 99.1% | 2025-03-15 |
| 5335. | Kryptoniaks (kryptoniaks) | 96.58 | 97% | 2023-08-14 |
| 5336. | Beau (beauk04) | 96.58 | 96% | 2022-01-18 |
| 5337. | Tejas (tejas2351) | 96.58 | 99% | 2023-01-11 |
| 5338. | Used Notebook (invis_lurker) | 96.58 | 96% | 2025-10-18 |
| 5339. | Seth_Racer (snezzz) | 96.57 | 97% | 2025-06-05 |
| 5340. | Verde (verdezapo) | 96.57 | 98% | 2021-10-28 |
| 5341. | Chroma (chroma_aus) | 96.57 | 98% | 2022-02-18 |
| 5342. | Jay (jay0005) | 96.57 | 95% | 2018-08-10 |
| 5343. | Billy (badbikes) | 96.56 | 97% | 2022-10-13 |
| 5344. | Stuart (stuarta0) | 96.56 | 99% | 2022-06-03 |
| 5345. | Spencer (spncer) | 96.55 | 96.8% | 2023-07-29 |
| 5346. | sheeshsheesh (johnnyboi321) | 96.55 | 95% | 2022-01-23 |
| 5347. | Poo (pooopooo) | 96.55 | 99% | 2022-03-05 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 39,219 | 83.14 | November 11, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 43 | 88.30 | January 18, 2018 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 91.53 | November 3, 2021 |