So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 24025. | TiMMsY (ctimmsy) | 62.27 | 94.9% | 2023-10-10 |
| 24026. | ngelnjel (ngelnjel) | 62.27 | 97% | 2023-04-11 |
| 24027. | lucy (eggsandcheese) | 62.27 | 98% | 2021-01-22 |
| 24028. | Přemysl (premik) | 62.27 | 96% | 2021-01-19 |
| 24029. | kumar (kumarb) | 62.27 | — | 2009-12-18 |
| 24030. | Jose Nestor (dealwithjay) | 62.27 | 97% | 2012-11-05 |
| 24031. | Yoong (lipyoong10) | 62.27 | 88% | 2011-08-22 |
| 24032. | Wakeat (wakeat) | 62.27 | 97% | 2018-06-07 |
| 24033. | James (blinkerfluid) | 62.27 | 98% | 2013-09-05 |
| 24034. | Dan (aizort) | 62.27 | 97% | 2015-08-07 |
| 24035. | yeah (lolguysm) | 62.26 | 97% | 2023-08-21 |
| 24036. | ridicolos (ridicolos) | 62.26 | 94% | 2021-04-17 |
| 24037. | Matty (doyoufeelluckypunk) | 62.26 | 94% | 2012-01-05 |
| 24038. | Frank (onefun) | 62.26 | 99% | 2013-04-30 |
| 24039. | Ferhat (ferhat) | 62.26 | 94% | 2016-05-24 |
| 24040. | radical (xradicalalien) | 62.26 | 96% | 2015-10-01 |
| 24041. | Kelinci Hutan (kelincihutan) | 62.25 | 98% | 2023-06-28 |
| 24042. | J (jiffan) | 62.25 | 97% | 2021-08-12 |
| 24043. | Alon (kryknight) | 62.25 | 94% | 2018-01-16 |
| 24044. | Ficfiris (ficfiris) | 62.25 | 97% | 2022-04-06 |
| 24045. | Vivek (vivek123) | 62.25 | 92% | 2017-04-28 |
| 24046. | herny (helluherny) | 62.25 | 93% | 2019-05-22 |
| 24047. | Dynemo (xdynemo_pro) | 62.24 | 97% | 2021-09-02 |
| 24048. | Mr. Fancy (mr_fancy77) | 62.24 | 96% | 2021-01-23 |
| 24049. | igig (eztau) | 62.24 | 98% | 2018-09-09 |
| 24050. | Luke (7uke) | 62.24 | 94% | 2016-09-08 |
| 24051. | Nicholas (swissbanklord) | 62.23 | 97% | 2021-08-20 |
| 24052. | Praveen (ninethsense) | 62.23 | 94% | 2015-06-01 |
| 24053. | (supermonkeydx) | 62.23 | 92% | 2013-12-12 |
| 24054. | (proxy707) | 62.23 | 94% | 2022-03-03 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |