So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 15474. | Alex (alexowned) | 75.62 | 90% | 2014-03-27 |
| 15475. | Meta (metahead) | 75.62 | 95% | 2018-10-21 |
| 15476. | Randy (kifulgore) | 75.62 | 92% | 2012-06-25 |
| 15477. | Burt (burtjoneson) | 75.62 | 90% | 2013-05-06 |
| 15478. | Deez (fusobotic) | 75.61 | 97% | 2022-12-30 |
| 15479. | mahesh (kakashi757) | 75.61 | 99% | 2023-08-24 |
| 15480. | Jon (yon67) | 75.61 | 98% | 2022-09-09 |
| 15481. | Cody (codygman) | 75.61 | 95% | 2014-01-19 |
| 15482. | Mike (perforatesquid) | 75.61 | 96.9% | 2023-09-08 |
| 15483. | Rodrigo (hotrod5595) | 75.61 | 88% | 2011-10-11 |
| 15484. | UltraDev (ultradev_) | 75.61 | 96% | 2020-02-07 |
| 15485. | ocramka (ocramka1) | 75.60 | 97% | 2023-02-01 |
| 15486. | Z (hackerpro) | 75.60 | 91% | 2013-12-04 |
| 15487. | MrMOABy (tankster6) | 75.60 | 95% | 2014-10-01 |
| 15488. | Jarid (hoover229) | 75.60 | 95% | 2013-02-05 |
| 15489. | torachiyo (torachiyo_dvorak) | 75.60 | — | 2010-06-21 |
| 15490. | krye (kryeee) | 75.59 | 97% | 2023-09-11 |
| 15491. | henrik (younggunnawunna) | 75.59 | 96% | 2023-09-18 |
| 15492. | Oscar (racksaw) | 75.59 | 95% | 2017-11-12 |
| 15493. | alien_super (alien_super) | 75.59 | 97% | 2021-04-30 |
| 15494. | The (theinsider) | 75.59 | 97% | 2018-09-07 |
| 15495. | David (yishuman) | 75.58 | 89% | 2016-10-05 |
| 15496. | Travis (excuseyou) | 75.58 | 95% | 2013-09-27 |
| 15497. | kev (kilb0t) | 75.58 | 95% | 2018-06-08 |
| 15498. | Gavin (gaschindler) | 75.58 | 95% | 2018-12-06 |
| 15499. | aether (brighthammerxt) | 75.57 | 97% | 2021-01-13 |
| 15500. | Rico (satoshi444) | 75.57 | 98% | 2020-03-11 |
| 15501. | haley (haleym) | 75.57 | — | 2010-01-13 |
| 15502. | Jill (jillblack) | 75.56 | 96% | 2022-03-07 |
| 15503. | Ridans (ridans) | 75.56 | 96% | 2021-12-01 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |