I am assured by our merchants, that a boy or a girl before twelve years old, is no salable commodity, and even when they come to this age, they will not yield above three pounds, or three pounds and half a crown at most, on the exchange; which cannot turn to account either to the parents or kingdom, the charge of nutriments and rags having been at least four times that value.
—from A Modest Proposal, a book by Jonathon Swift
Active since December 11, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 3020. | TidyTurtle (tidyturtle) | 108.36 | 98.1% | 2024-07-16 |
| 3021. | SeymourButts (seymor_butts) | 108.36 | 99% | 2025-01-05 |
| 3022. | libertus (libertus1) | 108.35 | 98.3% | 2025-01-01 |
| 3023. | Will (awesomewill) | 108.34 | 97% | 2025-12-14 |
| 3024. | Matland (matland) | 108.32 | 98% | 2022-06-08 |
| 3025. | Brandon (bqn0309) | 108.32 | 97% | 2021-05-09 |
| 3026. | Nithin (useless_net) | 108.32 | 97% | 2021-09-04 |
| 3027. | K (kb563) | 108.32 | 99% | 2019-04-11 |
| 3028. | Manwich (stepcamp3) | 108.31 | 98% | 2023-09-05 |
| 3029. | goose (disgeorge) | 108.30 | 97% | 2023-01-10 |
| 3030. | Eat (uncoiled) | 108.29 | 99% | 2024-01-05 |
| 3031. | Larry (tcaer) | 108.29 | 98% | 2020-03-16 |
| 3032. | joon (chariot_joon) | 108.29 | 98% | 2025-06-06 |
| 3033. | Samadhan Jadhav (samadhan) | 108.28 | 98% | 2022-02-24 |
| 3034. | JUSJUSJUS (justinlaw) | 108.28 | 98.5% | 2024-09-23 |
| 3035. | salad fingers (guuul) | 108.28 | 98% | 2018-08-01 |
| 3036. | QuietSponge (obesellama) | 108.27 | 99% | 2018-03-19 |
| 3037. | Kristopher (krris) | 108.27 | 97% | 2019-02-04 |
| 3038. | pylori (pylori) | 108.27 | 98.3% | 2023-12-05 |
| 3039. | Jordan (js_jordan) | 108.26 | 99% | 2023-08-09 |
| 3040. | idiot typer (stevendeblat) | 108.26 | 97% | 2022-12-25 |
| 3041. | Juan (unbilivavl) | 108.26 | 99% | 2024-04-01 |
| 3042. | Sagi (sagi73) | 108.24 | 98% | 2022-08-22 |
| 3043. | chentya (chentyaac) | 108.24 | 99% | 2024-10-08 |
| 3044. | David (smawlodon) | 108.23 | 97% | 2021-09-12 |
| 3045. | Erica (ercachia) | 108.23 | 97% | 2019-09-11 |
| 3046. | Soul-Light (soul_light) | 108.23 | 97% | 2023-09-26 |
| 3047. | Cythrix (boment) | 108.22 | 97% | 2021-08-17 |
| 3048. | bon (wthboms6) | 108.22 | 99% | 2021-07-11 |
| 3049. | (mike444) | 108.20 | 99% | 2018-12-14 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 30,333 | 89.85 | December 11, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 27 | 99.79 | January 4, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 4 | 80.87 | April 19, 2021 |
| New English Texts | 1 | 90.63 | May 23, 2022 |