Look man... I can't watch this. I can't take this torture no more, I can't... I can't watch this. Pay the bills, station break. Break it down! Operators are standing by. Cubic zirconium necklace. You're soaking in it. And our fabulous swimsuit issue. When you've got a headache this big. Read the book. This is your brain on drugs. I've fallen and I can't get up!
—from I Can't Watch This, a song by "Weird Al" Yankovic
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 4537. | Rafael (rollinblackout) | 57.06 | 97% | 2018-11-06 |
| 4538. | dio (what_is_pain) | 57.05 | 97% | 2018-12-22 |
| 4539. | FSH (kevm8888) | 57.03 | 96% | 2017-10-07 |
| 4540. | Kevin (kgonzales2319) | 57.03 | 95% | 2017-07-24 |
| 4541. | fundthementally (fundthemen... | 57.02 | 98% | 2020-11-02 |
| 4542. | Erin (playfulparenting) | 57.01 | 98% | 2019-01-15 |
| 4543. | daisy (daihua) | 57.01 | 96% | 2020-08-26 |
| 4544. | Khanon (zero1010_) | 57.01 | 95% | 2019-08-22 |
| 4545. | Slow typer.... (gurisukhi) | 57.00 | 95% | 2018-05-17 |
| 4546. | Boris (the_lapiz) | 56.99 | 95% | 2020-04-20 |
| 4547. | Silly (silly34772) | 56.98 | 96% | 2020-09-25 |
| 4548. | Randhy (randhy456) | 56.98 | 93% | 2020-11-25 |
| 4549. | FinalL (finall) | 56.98 | 96% | 2018-01-16 |
| 4550. | Florian (roltarendo) | 56.95 | 96% | 2017-12-16 |
| 4551. | belson (belson) | 56.95 | 94% | 2019-11-15 |
| 4552. | Kan (rchen) | 56.92 | 97% | 2019-06-28 |
| 4553. | You're Slow (kronosxfleet) | 56.91 | 97% | 2020-09-24 |
| 4554. | Corrin (corrin_jimmy) | 56.91 | 95% | 2018-08-23 |
| 4555. | Joy (joy_1) | 56.89 | 94% | 2020-05-26 |
| 4556. | brbrb (brbrb) | 56.89 | 98% | 2019-10-13 |
| 4557. | Mad (madhatterx) | 56.88 | 97% | 2018-11-04 |
| 4558. | AbombingKING77 (abombingking) | 56.88 | 95% | 2020-09-16 |
| 4559. | Raidd (raidd) | 56.87 | 95% | 2020-07-26 |
| 4560. | Carolina (nina_mapa) | 56.86 | 97% | 2017-10-20 |
| 4561. | Udan (fris93) | 56.85 | 99% | 2019-07-14 |
| 4562. | Tomas (tbpramprabast) | 56.84 | 95% | 2019-02-04 |
| 4563. | Zach (qwerty1221) | 56.83 | 96% | 2020-10-27 |
| 4564. | _ (fishy192) | 56.83 | 97% | 2020-08-03 |
| 4565. | Bodie (bodejazz) | 56.82 | 95% | 2020-09-28 |
| 4566. | DelBoski (delbboski) | 56.82 | 96% | 2017-10-17 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 8,595 | 76.89 | June 26, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 11 | 91.61 | March 4, 2018 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 6 | 55.43 | August 1, 2020 |
| Sean Wrona's Universe | 1 | 171.18 | April 16, 2017 |