Sir, a couple of brief points: firstly, you're not a qualified service engineer, and, consequently, sawing me in two will invalidate my guarantee; secondly, I wouldn't trust you to open a can of sardines that was already open.
—from Red Dwarf: Terrorform, a other by Rob Grant, Doug Naylor
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 3567. | McQueen (cecosensei) | 97.10 | 97% | 2024-03-16 |
| 3568. | Derek (derekcfop) | 97.10 | 99% | 2025-06-03 |
| 3569. | AzulRover (azulrover) | 97.09 | 98% | 2025-01-21 |
| 3570. | ^-^ (monte123) | 97.09 | 98% | 2017-12-29 |
| 3571. | Fasterplz (fasterplz) | 97.09 | 97% | 2023-07-09 |
| 3572. | jfkdlsaeng (jfkdlsaeng) | 97.09 | 98% | 2021-01-03 |
| 3573. | Chieh (leejaypiqq) | 97.09 | 99% | 2017-06-15 |
| 3574. | Timothy (tpf27) | 97.08 | 97% | 2022-09-10 |
| 3575. | Jon (sekrath983) | 97.07 | 95% | 2023-04-23 |
| 3576. | Rafael (rafd98) | 97.07 | 98% | 2019-11-19 |
| 3577. | Kio (kaiten2005) | 97.07 | 97% | 2023-07-24 |
| 3578. | Mario (marfredd) | 97.05 | 97% | 2023-07-13 |
| 3579. | mario (mariojug) | 97.05 | 97% | 2018-08-07 |
| 3580. | PKMB_PKMB_PKMB (talk_to_me_... | 97.04 | 96% | 2022-07-28 |
| 3581. | Vinicius (vinnyataide) | 97.04 | 98% | 2020-01-26 |
| 3582. | alex (aj25) | 97.03 | 96% | 2021-02-07 |
| 3583. | Dolce (dolceparadise) | 97.02 | 96.1% | 2025-04-17 |
| 3584. | zane (magicsoap) | 97.02 | 96% | 2019-10-28 |
| 3585. | QuietObedientConsent (arrow... | 97.02 | 100% | 2020-02-19 |
| 3586. | Kronix (kronix6969) | 97.02 | 98% | 2020-07-30 |
| 3587. | korazer (rafhael132) | 97.01 | 98% | 2021-05-24 |
| 3588. | k_otey (k_otey) | 97.00 | 98.3% | 2024-07-16 |
| 3589. | fastboi (speedofwhite) | 97.00 | 99% | 2021-01-12 |
| 3590. | John (tranbot) | 97.00 | 98% | 2019-08-09 |
| 3591. | Kanti (gunjique) | 96.99 | 96.8% | 2023-10-02 |
| 3592. | Josh (joshjacks) | 96.99 | 98% | 2021-09-17 |
| 3593. | 케빈 [Kevin] (lastalchemist) | 96.99 | 100% | 2022-05-28 |
| 3594. | Drewface_ (drewface_) | 96.99 | 98% | 2017-07-06 |
| 3595. | Alex (eggstreme) | 96.98 | 97% | 2017-12-30 |
| 3596. | corklotus3 (corklotus3) | 96.96 | 96.9% | 2023-08-24 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 38,279 | 75.25 | January 13, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 71 | 89.96 | January 24, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 69.82 | August 17, 2021 |