The wine list looks so imposing that you finally give up laboring over it. You hand it back to the server and say (either a bit sheepishly, because you're acknowledging that you can't handle the list, or with defiant bravado, signifying that you're not going to waste your time on this nonsense), "I'll just have a glass of white wine." Smart move or big mistake? We'd say, "Mistake."
—from Wine for Dummies, a book by Ed McCarthy
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 9481. | Philip (theworstracer) | 88.93 | 98% | 2021-09-04 |
| 9482. | rdrf (rdrf2838) | 88.93 | 99.2% | 2024-06-01 |
| 9483. | RamEatsCow (sddhrthrt) | 88.93 | 98% | 2017-09-12 |
| 9484. | Simon (semme01) | 88.93 | — | 2010-12-03 |
| 9485. | D (invasian_rulzau) | 88.93 | 98% | 2013-09-27 |
| 9486. | Corey (cgird44) | 88.92 | 97% | 2014-12-10 |
| 9487. | D (dontgotmilk) | 88.92 | — | 2010-12-23 |
| 9488. | Sloth (ninja_sloth) | 88.92 | 98% | 2022-10-29 |
| 9489. | Hamburgahh (hamburgahh) | 88.92 | 97% | 2024-12-31 |
| 9490. | Martin (kompot) | 88.92 | 96% | 2014-07-27 |
| 9491. | Erick (erickloolpez) | 88.91 | 98% | 2024-10-10 |
| 9492. | Reg (reggg) | 88.91 | 97% | 2022-01-24 |
| 9493. | Brayden (bray_pusheen) | 88.91 | 97% | 2015-11-16 |
| 9494. | Mark (praey) | 88.91 | 95.9% | 2021-02-12 |
| 9495. | Ross (elffar) | 88.91 | 87% | 2014-11-19 |
| 9496. | Marc (marc_pajarillo) | 88.91 | 94% | 2013-03-22 |
| 9497. | Allen (justnom) | 88.90 | — | 2010-09-25 |
| 9498. | Jovian (kromonz2) | 88.90 | 96% | 2024-02-26 |
| 9499. | bugbugbug (big_rory) | 88.90 | 97.9% | 2024-10-01 |
| 9500. | Mewi (metalwihen) | 88.90 | 97% | 2025-02-06 |
| 9501. | abatt (sas_1100) | 88.90 | 97.2% | 2025-03-29 |
| 9502. | Egrodo (egrodo) | 88.90 | 88% | 2013-04-04 |
| 9503. | Jacob (jacobparkm) | 88.89 | 98% | 2020-12-23 |
| 9504. | suni08 (suni08) | 88.89 | 98% | 2023-08-22 |
| 9505. | TypingMaster. (righteous2) | 88.89 | 97% | 2021-08-21 |
| 9506. | Kaylee (astose) | 88.89 | 94% | 2012-08-24 |
| 9507. | Babette (plidsi) | 88.89 | 96% | 2012-11-07 |
| 9508. | Joakim (di_angelo) | 88.88 | 97% | 2022-01-15 |
| 9509. | Thai (despotron) | 88.88 | 97% | 2021-02-27 |
| 9510. | BAKANA (bakana) | 88.88 | 96% | 2015-03-22 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 98,572 | 77.04 | May 8, 2010 |
| Instant Death Mode | 50 | 80.61 | July 5, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 6 | 67.76 | December 15, 2020 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 50.01 | May 6, 2011 |