I was crying pointlessly on the kitchen floor. As was common practice during bouts of floor-crying, I was staring straight ahead at nothing in particular and feeling sort of weird about myself. Then, through the film of tears and nothingness, I spotted a tiny shriveled piece of corn under the refrigerator. I don't claim to know why this happened, but when I saw the piece of corn, something snapped inside me, and then that thing twisted through a few permutations of logic that I don't understand, and produced the most confusing bout of uncontrollable, debilitating laughter that I have ever experienced.
—from Hyperbole and a half, a book by Alexandra Brosh
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
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1454. | gayman (vvvvvccvvvvv) | 78.54 | 96% | 2024-02-06 |
1455. | Macbeth! (macbeth__) | 78.53 | 96% | 2023-04-13 |
1456. | qImToxic (qimtoxic) | 78.51 | 97% | 2024-06-14 |
1457. | ElPresidente (peterhartz) | 78.50 | 96% | 2023-07-21 |
1458. | Evandro (evandrocastro) | 78.50 | 97% | 2023-06-19 |
1459. | Chris (prospa) | 78.46 | 96.6% | 2023-10-25 |
1460. | Gagan (gagan18) | 78.45 | 97% | 2023-07-01 |
1461. | Aya (dinodance) | 78.36 | 96% | 2023-12-09 |
1462. | Seb (defaultseb) | 78.33 | 95% | 2023-08-08 |
1463. | Samsore (samsore) | 78.30 | 94% | 2024-01-02 |
1464. | tstats[ymagunn] (ymagunn) | 78.28 | 95.9% | 2024-03-14 |
1465. | wishiwasalt (wishiwasalt) | 78.26 | 97.3% | 2023-10-25 |
1466. | Wayfair Cabinet (wayfair_ca... | 78.26 | 98% | 2024-01-05 |
1467. | Ayush (ayuza3k) | 78.25 | 96% | 2023-05-16 |
1468. | Ali (ali_pro) | 78.23 | 94.2% | 2023-11-18 |
1469. | Adilzhan (adilzhan1112) | 78.22 | 94% | 2024-05-04 |
1470. | Vu (kroken_keyboard) | 78.19 | 97% | 2023-05-26 |
1471. | Big Albert (bigalbertpickle... | 78.17 | 95% | 2023-12-29 |
1472. | ahihi (kakacbx) | 78.10 | 98% | 2023-05-21 |
1473. | Y3 (yyy333) | 78.09 | 97% | 2023-05-07 |
1474. | Arthead (arthead) | 78.03 | 96% | 2024-05-07 |
1475. | Nam (nambct) | 78.01 | 97% | 2023-04-27 |
1476. | Alex (alexdf54) | 77.99 | 95% | 2024-03-30 |
1477. | juicyguidette (juicyguidette) | 77.94 | 96% | 2023-07-05 |
1478. | Bat (batdude) | 77.92 | 99% | 2023-07-07 |
1479. | Free Palestine (mohamad01) | 77.78 | 97% | 2023-06-14 |
1480. | aeternity (aeternity) | 77.74 | 95% | 2023-10-03 |
1481. | RED (red666) | 77.70 | 96% | 2023-05-06 |
1482. | finedhe54 (finedhe54) | 77.68 | 94.3% | 2024-01-13 |
1483. | Chheung (chheung) | 77.68 | 96% | 2024-03-18 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
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Default (English) | 1,598 | 97.18 | April 12, 2023 |