So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 35792. | mento (mento) | 34.79 | 94% | 2012-01-10 |
| 35793. | Jebaraj (jebarajpaul) | 34.75 | 92% | 2012-10-26 |
| 35794. | Gracey (gracey0000017) | 34.74 | 89% | 2012-11-28 |
| 35795. | breakpoint (breakpoint) | 34.70 | 89% | 2013-12-30 |
| 35796. | Erik (dephoenix) | 34.70 | 92% | 2012-11-18 |
| 35797. | bfreijzer (bfreijzer2008) | 34.68 | 96% | 2021-05-19 |
| 35798. | Edward (popper3250) | 34.67 | 91% | 2013-08-27 |
| 35799. | Shubham (shubham1234rtr) | 34.64 | 95.9% | 2021-02-20 |
| 35800. | Nqaba (super1) | 34.59 | — | 2009-03-17 |
| 35801. | Steve (spahun13) | 34.54 | — | 2010-05-10 |
| 35802. | Niklas (nilaksalkin) | 34.53 | 91% | 2016-05-07 |
| 35803. | mans (mansky) | 34.53 | 86% | 2011-07-23 |
| 35804. | Mcmihar (mcmihar) | 34.52 | — | 2009-08-12 |
| 35805. | Mohit (mohit311) | 34.51 | 92% | 2022-05-23 |
| 35806. | Rogelio (sirgie25) | 34.51 | 94% | 2022-09-22 |
| 35807. | Kat (kattyper) | 34.48 | 91% | 2013-06-29 |
| 35808. | Josh (krodnc38) | 34.45 | 94% | 2011-12-09 |
| 35809. | in (uaqlover) | 34.45 | 95% | 2019-03-17 |
| 35810. | mehmet (mehmetozen01) | 34.44 | 95% | 2023-02-15 |
| 35811. | Pawarit (supsr) | 34.43 | 85% | 2015-10-27 |
| 35812. | uuuuuuuuuuuuuu (invisiblepi... | 34.37 | 94% | 2021-02-27 |
| 35813. | Shristi (shristi_gupta) | 34.33 | 95% | 2022-03-02 |
| 35814. | Ian (zento_x) | 34.33 | 93% | 2021-01-27 |
| 35815. | TRẦN QUANG TƯỞNG (tuon... | 34.31 | — | 2010-04-24 |
| 35816. | Nathalie (ann6786ortiz@yaho... | 34.28 | 88% | 2012-05-23 |
| 35817. | supolchai (supolchai) | 34.27 | — | 2010-05-11 |
| 35818. | Yulany (yulany7) | 34.19 | 90% | 2013-02-01 |
| 35819. | MARTHA (alabami) | 34.19 | — | 2009-08-28 |
| 35820. | Prem (premkumar12) | 34.17 | 98% | 2022-10-19 |
| 35821. | sjr (sj_rifat) | 34.15 | 92% | 2023-03-13 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |