The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
Active since August 19, 2008.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 6715. | Ethan (thehappypotato) | 53.43 | 95% | 2017-09-01 |
| 6716. | I-Chuan (aldehydeic) | 53.43 | 97% | 2011-12-21 |
| 6717. | 🍊 (orange426) | 53.42 | 96% | 2022-04-18 |
| 6718. | David (davidguardado) | 53.42 | 96% | 2021-02-11 |
| 6719. | cam (cam_fung) | 53.42 | 95% | 2023-05-05 |
| 6720. | Dylan (dylan120322) | 53.42 | 84% | 2015-11-13 |
| 6721. | Tri (socconca) | 53.42 | 91% | 2011-10-05 |
| 6722. | jyoti (sanjna) | 53.42 | — | 2010-11-25 |
| 6723. | Bob (rickybobby__) | 53.42 | 88% | 2013-02-03 |
| 6724. | Semanta (the_who) | 53.41 | 94% | 2015-01-22 |
| 6725. | guddytech (guddytech) | 53.41 | 98% | 2022-09-13 |
| 6726. | viva (viva) | 53.41 | — | 2009-03-13 |
| 6727. | Lambo (lambo2012) | 53.41 | 91% | 2012-02-21 |
| 6728. | A (alex_pasca) | 53.41 | 94% | 2013-12-14 |
| 6729. | val (valeri879) | 53.40 | 97.4% | 2023-09-30 |
| 6730. | Tony (tony71318) | 53.40 | 97% | 2020-11-16 |
| 6731. | Dennis (3ennis) | 53.39 | 92% | 2021-03-07 |
| 6732. | Souther (souther1) | 53.39 | 94.9% | 2021-02-21 |
| 6733. | Kroc (kroc) | 53.39 | 96.9% | 2021-02-13 |
| 6734. | yarden (yarden) | 53.39 | 91% | 2014-11-24 |
| 6735. | Drew (dragonax) | 53.38 | 91% | 2016-08-18 |
| 6736. | David (david605048) | 53.38 | 98% | 2019-10-11 |
| 6737. | Storm (w0296) | 53.38 | 97% | 2012-06-13 |
| 6738. | wou (solacingme) | 53.38 | — | 2008-10-19 |
| 6739. | Excuse You (heroesboss) | 53.37 | 94% | 2015-01-14 |
| 6740. | Sanket (sanket1b) | 53.37 | 93% | 2012-09-15 |
| 6741. | gerald (gerald) | 53.37 | — | 2008-10-27 |
| 6742. | Harry (hai1912001) | 53.36 | 93% | 2021-11-22 |
| 6743. | konsti (timid6274) | 53.36 | 95.1% | 2023-08-29 |
| 6744. | Krovic (krovic) | 53.36 | 95% | 2021-04-27 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 28,622 | 49.33 | August 19, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 82 | 58.33 | May 11, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 24 | 42.06 | January 28, 2011 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 1 | 45.48 | July 30, 2021 |