As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
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5390. | Eduard (kenvatican) | 96.16 | 97% | 2022-02-13 |
5391. | checkie (checkie11) | 96.16 | 99% | 2021-05-24 |
5392. | skyeblu7 (skyeblu7) | 96.15 | 98% | 2021-03-04 |
5393. | Triad (triad314) | 96.14 | 98% | 2022-02-21 |
5394. | James (jmiddleton) | 96.13 | 97.6% | 2023-12-20 |
5395. | Andrew (andy6) | 96.13 | 99% | 2023-03-10 |
5396. | GTC4Lusso (gtc4lusso) | 96.13 | 98.2% | 2023-09-08 |
5397. | ftplz (hisoka666) | 96.13 | 97% | 2020-11-06 |
5398. | Jay (zombywafflez) | 96.13 | 98% | 2019-08-21 |
5399. | James (yaboi6942012) | 96.12 | 98% | 2019-08-15 |
5400. | neneko soldat meltfire (nerif) | 96.12 | 97% | 2020-12-29 |
5401. | Splash (splashcc) | 96.11 | 96% | 2021-04-03 |
5402. | Kenn (kenn_double_n) | 96.11 | 97% | 2021-11-17 |
5403. | el (elanamax) | 96.11 | 99% | 2021-07-20 |
5404. | Mitchell (krunkyboy) | 96.10 | 98% | 2018-12-25 |
5405. | Jen (jchen1041) | 96.09 | 98% | 2021-07-23 |
5406. | krishna (krishnasai3cks) | 96.08 | 98.4% | 2025-03-18 |
5407. | satori (dnjooiopaa) | 96.08 | 97% | 2025-04-05 |
5408. | Rui (adranos) | 96.08 | 97% | 2021-10-17 |
5409. | Jonas (jonas9) | 96.08 | 99% | 2017-10-05 |
5410. | Nonna (spaceace77) | 96.08 | 98% | 2015-11-13 |
5411. | Mukeem (bilawat) | 96.07 | 100% | 2021-11-11 |
5412. | Evan (elin4046) | 96.07 | 97% | 2021-11-07 |
5413. | mike (maykqwe) | 96.07 | 98% | 2020-09-21 |
5414. | Ninjapancakes (ninjapancakes) | 96.06 | 95% | 2015-06-04 |
5415. | Gabe (gablikestacos) | 96.05 | 100% | 2022-01-25 |
5416. | mellismacka (mellismacka) | 96.05 | 99% | 2021-07-09 |
5417. | James (karonar) | 96.05 | 99% | 2022-06-27 |
5418. | Daniel (earsofpower) | 96.04 | 90% | 2015-09-21 |
5419. | richardhead (richardhed) | 96.04 | 98% | 2019-02-10 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
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Default (English) | 48,628 | 81.28 | April 3, 2015 |
Long Texts | 129 | 84.43 | December 30, 2016 |
Instant Death Mode | 30 | 93.38 | February 19, 2019 |
ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |