Horse hockey! I've seen these dodges for 40 years, all the tricks. Knew a private, pretended he was a mare. Carried a colt in his arm for weeks. Another fellow said he was a daisy. Insisted we water him every morning. No, no, Corporal. It ain't gonna go with me. Now you get out of that froufrou and into a uniform. And you stay in uniform. Dismissed!
—from M*A*S*H, a other by Larry Gelbart
Active since August 27, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 4787. | pallamraju (pallamraju.bodd... | 56.73 | 96% | 2018-09-12 |
| 4788. | Tremo (ahmedtremo) | 56.68 | 96% | 2018-03-30 |
| 4789. | Val (codehacker707) | 56.67 | 93% | 2017-11-13 |
| 4790. | uchka (uchka0826) | 56.67 | 95% | 2019-10-11 |
| 4791. | Stanley (stanster1247) | 56.67 | 96% | 2019-03-01 |
| 4792. | Kushank (iamkushank) | 56.66 | 96% | 2018-10-13 |
| 4793. | BTC 100k$ soon (anagami) | 56.59 | 96% | 2019-03-16 |
| 4794. | Ethan (lightxethan) | 56.58 | 94% | 2018-07-15 |
| 4795. | Wot (ostricheleven) | 56.57 | 96% | 2020-01-24 |
| 4796. | Patrick (ricccccckkkkkk) | 56.57 | 92% | 2020-10-28 |
| 4797. | Natasha (natasha725) | 56.55 | 95% | 2019-09-01 |
| 4798. | A (apigeon) | 56.54 | 95% | 2019-09-24 |
| 4799. | Shift (shiftw) | 56.54 | 96% | 2018-08-18 |
| 4800. | Saiful (litonlion) | 56.53 | 97% | 2020-11-25 |
| 4801. | Jonah (jgamerpro) | 56.52 | 97% | 2018-03-26 |
| 4802. | Hung (mounthero) | 56.51 | 97% | 2018-04-08 |
| 4803. | Waruno (waruno) | 56.50 | 97% | 2019-10-17 |
| 4804. | krishna (krishnad) | 56.50 | 96% | 2019-06-12 |
| 4805. | Ernest (kevinkrish) | 56.46 | 95% | 2017-11-21 |
| 4806. | Boran (boranroni) | 56.44 | 97% | 2021-08-12 |
| 4807. | Perogy (theperogy) | 56.44 | 95% | 2020-05-18 |
| 4808. | Reckt (reckt) | 56.44 | 95% | 2018-04-02 |
| 4809. | Jen (pink_gemini) | 56.43 | 98% | 2019-05-23 |
| 4810. | Madhu (mathumathik) | 56.43 | 95% | 2017-08-28 |
| 4811. | David (le_zeblitz) | 56.41 | 93% | 2020-01-03 |
| 4812. | Tomas (tomasakr) | 56.40 | 96% | 2019-01-25 |
| 4813. | V (lololz) | 56.37 | 98% | 2019-10-26 |
| 4814. | Moazzam (qwikiquartz) | 56.36 | 94% | 2021-08-18 |
| 4815. | Nune (littlenune) | 56.36 | 96% | 2019-04-25 |
| 4816. | metju (metju) | 56.35 | 95% | 2020-03-16 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 8,342 | 76.26 | August 27, 2017 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 9 | 68.29 | September 21, 2022 |
| Instant Death Mode | 4 | 109.06 | September 24, 2019 |
| All TypeRacer Texts | 1 | 45.58 | March 1, 2022 |