The wine list looks so imposing that you finally give up laboring over it. You hand it back to the server and say (either a bit sheepishly, because you're acknowledging that you can't handle the list, or with defiant bravado, signifying that you're not going to waste your time on this nonsense), "I'll just have a glass of white wine." Smart move or big mistake? We'd say, "Mistake."
—from Wine for Dummies, a book by Ed McCarthy
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 5290. | Philip (greencheetaz) | 99.18 | 99% | 2016-09-20 |
| 5291. | Icarus (puniture) | 99.18 | 97% | 2018-04-20 |
| 5292. | Shawn (frezna) | 99.18 | 98% | 2023-01-22 |
| 5293. | laza (lazaabt) | 99.18 | 99% | 2024-06-15 |
| 5294. | Julie (hamcheese) | 99.18 | 97% | 2019-12-13 |
| 5295. | Clement (clementt) | 99.18 | 81% | 2014-10-12 |
| 5296. | dave (davey000) | 99.17 | 97% | 2025-03-28 |
| 5297. | Sureka (hs29590) | 99.17 | 95% | 2014-11-04 |
| 5298. | Memming (qwerty) (memming) | 99.17 | 98.3% | 2024-06-20 |
| 5299. | Riley (riricamp) | 99.17 | 98% | 2022-02-19 |
| 5300. | 🖐 100 wpm 🔥 (diegowpm) | 99.17 | 97% | 2021-04-27 |
| 5301. | asdf (kangarrou) | 99.17 | 98% | 2016-01-14 |
| 5302. | Thomas (ctrlbadger) | 99.16 | 96.8% | 2023-10-05 |
| 5303. | D0YEN (doyen) | 99.16 | 98% | 2020-12-25 |
| 5304. | Shaun (elterrible) | 99.16 | 95% | 2014-05-27 |
| 5305. | Kim (nankky) | 99.16 | 97% | 2012-08-21 |
| 5306. | strawberry (stravvberrylvr) | 99.15 | 99% | 2025-04-03 |
| 5307. | Krishna (krishna2002) | 99.15 | 98.1% | 2025-01-31 |
| 5308. | Joey (endtroducing) | 99.15 | 95% | 2012-03-06 |
| 5309. | Joey (germslol) | 99.15 | 94% | 2013-05-21 |
| 5310. | Diz (dzlzrd) | 99.15 | 98.8% | 2025-04-09 |
| 5311. | Color (colormotion) | 99.14 | 98% | 2022-07-24 |
| 5312. | benben (20iq) | 99.14 | 98.1% | 2024-07-17 |
| 5313. | ..... (fourshade) | 99.14 | 98% | 2011-06-20 |
| 5314. | HTT (diamond99007) | 99.14 | 95% | 2013-03-18 |
| 5315. | shay (shaaaay) | 99.13 | 97% | 2023-01-02 |
| 5316. | Felix (gamernyasar) | 99.12 | 98% | 2014-09-21 |
| 5317. | Kurion (kurion) | 99.12 | 98% | 2013-12-02 |
| 5318. | Connor (daffy6) | 99.11 | 96% | 2024-06-23 |
| 5319. | Darrick (mervisbeacon) | 99.11 | 100% | 2025-05-21 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 98,572 | 77.04 | May 8, 2010 |
| Instant Death Mode | 50 | 80.61 | July 5, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 6 | 67.76 | December 15, 2020 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 50.01 | May 6, 2011 |