So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 29981. | Lucas (slappy_rgs) | 53.06 | 94% | 2021-04-23 |
| 29982. | Shubham Kawane (shubham_kaw... | 53.06 | 99% | 2023-09-12 |
| 29983. | Jorge (julian_anz) | 53.06 | 96% | 2018-11-29 |
| 29984. | Oscar (theraxxo) | 53.06 | 94% | 2015-05-13 |
| 29985. | Luan (anhluanthks) | 53.05 | 88% | 2013-05-26 |
| 29986. | vicky (vickymicky) | 53.05 | 94% | 2021-05-10 |
| 29987. | tstats[meiyu1988] (meiyu1988) | 53.05 | 92% | 2015-12-08 |
| 29988. | Yana (yanabanana) | 53.05 | 97% | 2012-01-31 |
| 29989. | Peter Piper (mockingjay016) | 53.05 | 96% | 2014-09-23 |
| 29990. | tom (integritytester@hotmai... | 53.05 | 96% | 2011-06-27 |
| 29991. | Jack (sellersj22) | 53.04 | 97.4% | 2023-07-13 |
| 29992. | Cos (cos2005) | 53.04 | 96% | 2023-01-18 |
| 29993. | Owlfy (owlfy) | 53.04 | 94.5% | 2023-07-17 |
| 29994. | coax (coax) | 53.04 | 91% | 2015-02-18 |
| 29995. | Radu (bula_mare) | 53.04 | 94.4% | 2021-02-05 |
| 29996. | muyi (muyi2015) | 53.04 | 94% | 2015-04-10 |
| 29997. | Berosta (berosta) | 53.03 | 93% | 2022-10-23 |
| 29998. | RY (ryanmononoke) | 53.03 | 96% | 2018-06-23 |
| 29999. | Hudson (hudsizzle) | 53.03 | 84% | 2014-04-14 |
| 30000. | bob (polo12341) | 53.03 | 93% | 2013-02-12 |
| 30001. | Luke (liroj) | 53.03 | 95% | 2015-10-19 |
| 30002. | krishna (krishna123sharma@g... | 53.03 | — | 2009-08-25 |
| 30003. | Paul (paulie28) | 53.02 | 87% | 2012-04-10 |
| 30004. | noe jr (noevash) | 53.02 | — | 2010-11-11 |
| 30005. | Ezio (ezio) | 53.02 | — | 2010-03-28 |
| 30006. | Yi-Chen (yichenlo) | 53.01 | 94% | 2023-01-19 |
| 30007. | Tommy (tomdollars) | 53.01 | 95% | 2019-07-07 |
| 30008. | David Karn (dkmackay) | 53.01 | 87% | 2016-04-05 |
| 30009. | Big (villere) | 53.01 | 96% | 2012-08-14 |
| 30010. | Evil (eviljoe) | 53.01 | 95% | 2012-02-06 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |