Now you might ask yourself, if by yourself you mean me, "Stephen, if you don't like books, why did you write one?" You just asked yourself a trick question. I didn't write it. I dictated it. I shouted it into a tape recorder over the Columbus Day weekend, then handed it to my agent and said, "Sell this."
—from I Am America (And So Can You!), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 37794. | (luke210o) | 34.87 | 95% | 2022-02-27 |
| 37795. | (bibrocks) | 34.85 | 96% | 2021-10-28 |
| 37796. | (race) | 34.84 | — | 2009-01-02 |
| 37797. | (tomato) | 34.84 | — | 2009-01-24 |
| 37798. | (r0nx) | 34.84 | 96% | 2020-09-02 |
| 37799. | (everule) | 34.84 | 93% | 2020-05-07 |
| 37800. | (yes09only) | 34.84 | 93% | 2022-08-25 |
| 37801. | (eugenez) | 34.83 | 94% | 2015-02-21 |
| 37802. | Ankit Sarkar (ankitsarkar) | 34.83 | 89% | 2021-09-19 |
| 37803. | (behemoth) | 34.82 | — | 2010-01-22 |
| 37804. | satyam (crazylad) | 34.80 | 98% | 2017-01-31 |
| 37805. | (arrow) | 34.79 | — | 2009-05-08 |
| 37806. | (typefast12346) | 34.79 | 94.6% | 2021-03-02 |
| 37807. | AI (ailinda) | 34.79 | 94% | 2022-02-18 |
| 37808. | (cheezaram) | 34.79 | 93% | 2022-01-18 |
| 37809. | (rakib0hasan) | 34.79 | 95% | 2021-11-26 |
| 37810. | (harshvyasa) | 34.78 | — | 2009-11-28 |
| 37811. | (htsadia10) | 34.78 | 95% | 2018-07-22 |
| 37812. | Krish (krish_07) | 34.78 | 94% | 2022-11-08 |
| 37813. | (baby_cams) | 34.77 | 91.6% | 2021-02-19 |
| 37814. | (patientfuture) | 34.77 | 94% | 2021-06-18 |
| 37815. | (kasiramozi) | 34.76 | — | 2010-01-08 |
| 37816. | (samsug_c4) | 34.76 | 95% | 2019-01-30 |
| 37817. | (kooljay999) | 34.75 | 91% | 2015-12-26 |
| 37818. | joepoe (joepoe) | 34.74 | — | 2009-11-29 |
| 37819. | (kilayt) | 34.74 | 96% | 2019-05-06 |
| 37820. | (pinkfcpp) | 34.73 | 86% | 2017-04-21 |
| 37821. | (alemking) | 34.73 | 93% | 2019-10-23 |
| 37822. | (pisa) | 34.72 | 96% | 2018-09-14 |
| 37823. | (rigger) | 34.72 | — | 2010-03-01 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 106,900 | 71.71 | August 4, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 164 | 72.39 | March 30, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 11 | 40.89 | January 26, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 68.54 | January 24, 2021 |
| All TypeRacer Texts | 2 | 54.00 | January 1, 2024 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 61.02 | November 8, 2021 |
| Mrs. Wunschel's TypeRacer Universe | 1 | 30.13 | January 18, 2013 |