So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 31498. | Getting slower and slower (... | 49.84 | 89% | 2016-11-22 |
| 31499. | MAnon (manoninfinity) | 49.83 | 94% | 2023-04-20 |
| 31500. | Zword (zwoord) | 49.83 | 94% | 2022-10-10 |
| 31501. | Sho (sho_mee) | 49.83 | 94% | 2019-06-25 |
| 31502. | Rafael (brafs165) | 49.83 | 96% | 2021-08-16 |
| 31503. | weeeeeeeeeeeeee (nubskr) | 49.83 | 94% | 2022-01-18 |
| 31504. | Filip (sixkey) | 49.83 | 94% | 2021-07-11 |
| 31505. | wesley (ryypo) | 49.83 | 94.9% | 2021-02-03 |
| 31506. | Gio (plutonium) | 49.83 | 87% | 2013-01-05 |
| 31507. | Ankur (dylandock) | 49.83 | 97% | 2016-05-30 |
| 31508. | Carrie (carrie) | 49.83 | — | 2008-10-17 |
| 31509. | Steve (njseoulman) | 49.82 | 87% | 2015-12-24 |
| 31510. | Chinmay (valiant63) | 49.82 | 97% | 2021-04-16 |
| 31511. | Ahmed (a_wild_qwerty) | 49.82 | 94% | 2021-03-19 |
| 31512. | lars (lars2300) | 49.82 | 88% | 2015-06-02 |
| 31513. | Independent (independent) | 49.82 | 96% | 2014-06-04 |
| 31514. | krisel (kris_03) | 49.81 | — | 2010-01-28 |
| 31515. | Eros (georgepanta) | 49.81 | 94% | 2023-01-02 |
| 31516. | DaganAR (daganar1) | 49.81 | 95% | 2021-06-19 |
| 31517. | anik akash (anikakash) | 49.81 | 97% | 2023-02-06 |
| 31518. | Foysal (foysalbhuiyan) | 49.81 | 96% | 2020-11-15 |
| 31519. | Chardo (chardoo) | 49.81 | 97% | 2014-06-10 |
| 31520. | Adzhani (adzshaf) | 49.81 | 94% | 2016-04-16 |
| 31521. | Morvarid (morva) | 49.81 | 91% | 2016-05-03 |
| 31522. | 4thewin (4thewin) | 49.81 | 85% | 2015-01-30 |
| 31523. | L (zenren) | 49.80 | — | 2009-12-31 |
| 31524. | sumit020 (sumit020) | 49.80 | 92% | 2014-07-31 |
| 31525. | kyle (bude08) | 49.80 | 94% | 2020-04-28 |
| 31526. | [Insert Name Here] (habanero_) | 49.79 | 94% | 2020-12-29 |
| 31527. | aleth (aleth) | 49.79 | 86% | 2013-10-14 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |