The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 24108. | Mitchell (mitchellknapp30) | 65.79 | 95% | 2023-04-27 |
| 24109. | Jon (jonksig) | 65.79 | 96% | 2015-03-24 |
| 24110. | Billy (super1ha1) | 65.79 | 94% | 2017-04-02 |
| 24111. | Ata (aajan) | 65.78 | 97% | 2023-02-06 |
| 24112. | Naut38 (naut38) | 65.78 | 95% | 2021-11-13 |
| 24113. | Prefering (tregsomfaen) | 65.78 | 97% | 2015-09-26 |
| 24114. | doreHaseaa (jhtp_117) | 65.77 | 96% | 2023-08-19 |
| 24115. | Thỏ (thotet) | 65.77 | 96% | 2014-11-08 |
| 24116. | Eve (flackm) | 65.77 | 92% | 2012-04-25 |
| 24117. | Lasse Hededal (hededal) | 65.77 | 95% | 2022-01-13 |
| 24118. | Long (yulong) | 65.77 | 93% | 2012-02-17 |
| 24119. | Kevin (kevlang) | 65.76 | 94% | 2014-10-14 |
| 24120. | toe (toeknee123) | 65.76 | 94% | 2022-11-02 |
| 24121. | Demitri (tr1s) | 65.76 | 93% | 2015-08-08 |
| 24122. | Pathum (pathum) | 65.76 | 92% | 2012-03-22 |
| 24123. | Ernesto (lordernest) | 65.76 | 91% | 2017-03-10 |
| 24124. | yo (lappodis) | 65.75 | 95% | 2023-05-04 |
| 24125. | Rick (ezzeh) | 65.75 | 88% | 2014-09-11 |
| 24126. | endtojunc (sook) | 65.75 | — | 2010-03-12 |
| 24127. | Felix (krigarjonas) | 65.75 | 89% | 2013-04-21 |
| 24128. | Tien (pucachika) | 65.75 | 94% | 2014-04-04 |
| 24129. | Gerard (venzdrake) | 65.75 | 93% | 2012-09-12 |
| 24130. | jesus (jesusepie) | 65.75 | 95% | 2015-07-16 |
| 24131. | Noah (ngordon20) | 65.74 | 90% | 2016-02-26 |
| 24132. | Aakanx (aakanx) | 65.74 | 91% | 2013-07-12 |
| 24133. | Sam (knuk) | 65.74 | 94% | 2012-04-16 |
| 24134. | Wu (jonlinwu) | 65.74 | 94% | 2012-05-13 |
| 24135. | Tracy (arkad) | 65.74 | 96% | 2011-04-06 |
| 24136. | syed (faizan2700) | 65.73 | 97% | 2023-04-21 |
| 24137. | Ryan (rwhyan) | 65.73 | 96% | 2017-02-17 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |