The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 16630. | TC (kingwirch) | 77.28 | 89% | 2015-05-14 |
| 16631. | Colemak (gageduke) | 77.28 | 96% | 2013-03-12 |
| 16632. | Ryan (epicryan87) | 77.27 | 91% | 2015-05-28 |
| 16633. | Zerond (zerond) | 77.27 | 98% | 2023-06-12 |
| 16634. | mercy (mercy_13) | 77.27 | 97.5% | 2023-05-23 |
| 16635. | amule (amulelernen) | 77.27 | 97% | 2017-08-08 |
| 16636. | Gordon (crazyjugglerdrummer) | 77.27 | 90% | 2013-03-30 |
| 16637. | Ching Wei Su (howardsu0901) | 77.26 | 95% | 2022-06-04 |
| 16638. | Flo (flocon3) | 77.26 | 95% | 2020-12-29 |
| 16639. | y (yocha) | 77.26 | — | 2010-04-24 |
| 16640. | Samardt (big_qdub) | 77.26 | — | 2010-10-30 |
| 16641. | Christina (peanut0718) | 77.26 | 99% | 2019-03-18 |
| 16642. | Jonathan (jboom) | 77.26 | 95% | 2014-04-07 |
| 16643. | Alex (gizmogizmo) | 77.26 | 97% | 2016-08-19 |
| 16644. | Daniel (cool_nerd88) | 77.26 | 97% | 2017-09-20 |
| 16645. | bruce (belicario) | 77.26 | 92% | 2014-03-26 |
| 16646. | Sienny (siangel) | 77.25 | 97% | 2012-03-10 |
| 16647. | Cloud7831 (cloud7831) | 77.25 | 97% | 2021-06-06 |
| 16648. | Shinji (twnecro) | 77.25 | 96% | 2017-12-12 |
| 16649. | Chris (greekgamerolympiacos) | 77.25 | 97% | 2017-11-13 |
| 16650. | Eli (elimeister) | 77.25 | — | 2011-03-02 |
| 16651. | Shirt (shirtpantswallet) | 77.25 | 94% | 2015-04-29 |
| 16652. | Uday (krash) | 77.25 | — | 2011-03-26 |
| 16653. | guest (er8852852) | 77.25 | 89% | 2012-12-13 |
| 16654. | Mayank (minkk777) | 77.24 | 96% | 2019-08-12 |
| 16655. | oshan (ice_cold) | 77.24 | 98% | 2021-04-15 |
| 16656. | cukubix (asdvsd12) | 77.24 | 97% | 2023-01-24 |
| 16657. | Wyte (whiteguy1) | 77.24 | 93% | 2012-11-27 |
| 16658. | ghostspirit (ghostspirit) | 77.24 | 98% | 2021-01-25 |
| 16659. | VinÃcius (stdcoutvinicius) | 77.24 | 92% | 2013-08-09 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |