The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 10397. | (giim_chyn) | 88.00 | 98% | 2019-07-21 |
| 10398. | (bananko) | 88.00 | 98% | 2017-12-19 |
| 10399. | Falco (falconil) | 88.00 | 97% | 2017-04-16 |
| 10400. | MALOY (speed_learner) | 88.00 | 98% | 2015-03-21 |
| 10401. | (crispyseaweed429) | 87.99 | 94% | 2017-06-10 |
| 10402. | Sovahn (sovahn) | 87.98 | 98% | 2020-11-30 |
| 10403. | (ivannechaiev) | 87.98 | 98% | 2021-11-11 |
| 10404. | (satriani75) | 87.98 | 95% | 2012-10-04 |
| 10405. | (perfectionist) | 87.98 | — | 2011-03-27 |
| 10406. | (jessadetre) | 87.98 | 96% | 2014-11-17 |
| 10407. | Carrie (bccwjf7) | 87.97 | 99% | 2022-04-13 |
| 10408. | (squirr3l) | 87.97 | 97% | 2023-02-11 |
| 10409. | Acke (ackehjarn) | 87.97 | 97% | 2021-01-26 |
| 10410. | (jteezy11) | 87.97 | 93% | 2013-03-08 |
| 10411. | (complex) | 87.97 | 95% | 2012-03-09 |
| 10412. | (burtjoneson) | 87.97 | 91% | 2013-05-16 |
| 10413. | Maarten (arf0r) | 87.96 | 97% | 2022-05-16 |
| 10414. | (krambo) | 87.96 | 95% | 2014-05-02 |
| 10415. | (rachelthegiraffe) | 87.96 | 95% | 2016-09-01 |
| 10416. | (ashish01) | 87.96 | 99% | 2023-06-05 |
| 10417. | (zevie) | 87.96 | 94% | 2014-10-16 |
| 10418. | (5p33d) | 87.96 | 94% | 2011-11-19 |
| 10419. | (zwb1988) | 87.95 | 97% | 2017-09-30 |
| 10420. | (cbyrd01) | 87.95 | 96% | 2018-12-06 |
| 10421. | (eearnest@dcstigers.org) | 87.95 | 94% | 2014-06-16 |
| 10422. | Tevye (sammydvorak) | 87.95 | 98% | 2015-06-28 |
| 10423. | (elginz) | 87.95 | 95% | 2014-08-01 |
| 10424. | (blucantrell) | 87.94 | 98.4% | 2021-01-29 |
| 10425. | Rebel (rebelaj) | 87.94 | 96% | 2022-09-23 |
| 10426. | (fnystal) | 87.94 | — | 2011-03-16 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |