As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 11023. | Hovari (hovari) | 81.15 | 95% | 2022-08-23 |
| 11024. | gc (smi_le) | 81.15 | 95% | 2021-03-12 |
| 11025. | Dmitry (___username___) | 81.15 | 93% | 2016-10-03 |
| 11026. | Isaac (caelstrasza) | 81.15 | 94% | 2016-06-03 |
| 11027. | Ikenna (odogwu) | 81.14 | 97% | 2022-12-29 |
| 11028. | Turree (turree) | 81.14 | 97% | 2022-08-13 |
| 11029. | tino (tinooooo) | 81.14 | 96% | 2021-01-21 |
| 11030. | Devin (shazamapajama) | 81.14 | 94% | 2016-08-30 |
| 11031. | Ilham (ilham_turtles) | 81.13 | 97% | 2021-03-26 |
| 11032. | Ban (ban_) | 81.13 | 98% | 2022-01-18 |
| 11033. | god (god_is_here) | 81.12 | 97% | 2021-11-08 |
| 11034. | -___Sailing_ (chesu) | 81.12 | 97% | 2020-05-31 |
| 11035. | Aditya (adi1ya) | 81.12 | 97% | 2021-01-05 |
| 11036. | Shashank (kingshashank12) | 81.12 | 95% | 2021-12-28 |
| 11037. | David (vicksdawg) | 81.12 | 92% | 2016-05-26 |
| 11038. | Brett (go271) | 81.12 | 98% | 2022-12-21 |
| 11039. | Accelerating (shuzuku) | 81.11 | 96% | 2020-08-17 |
| 11040. | Morils (morils) | 81.11 | 97% | 2021-06-17 |
| 11041. | Darko (midnight02) | 81.11 | 93% | 2020-07-06 |
| 11042. | Kiera (kraftykat) | 81.11 | 97% | 2017-10-26 |
| 11043. | Alexander (vennor) | 81.11 | 98% | 2021-11-28 |
| 11044. | 🤓 (unicorn101010) | 81.11 | 96% | 2020-07-22 |
| 11045. | Storm (stormwierdo) | 81.10 | 97% | 2023-01-30 |
| 11046. | the (sawdust10) | 81.10 | 96% | 2019-08-15 |
| 11047. | Kurisu (kurisu_makise) | 81.10 | 97.6% | 2024-04-05 |
| 11048. | Jinhwan (jinhwanlazy) | 81.10 | 94% | 2017-05-26 |
| 11049. | Sephie (lepoulets) | 81.09 | 97% | 2023-08-04 |
| 11050. | Vinh (piecharts) | 81.09 | 98% | 2021-02-28 |
| 11051. | Erick (smittywerben) | 81.09 | 98% | 2021-09-15 |
| 11052. | Ed (posva) | 81.08 | 96% | 2016-12-15 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,628 | 81.28 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 129 | 84.43 | December 30, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 30 | 93.38 | February 19, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |