The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 27647. | G Dragon (g.w.l.griffiths@b... | 59.67 | 87% | 2016-06-02 |
| 27648. | tyrue (tyrue) | 59.67 | — | 2009-07-17 |
| 27649. | Kc (kchehez) | 59.66 | 97% | 2021-09-02 |
| 27650. | Maruken (maruken) | 59.66 | 96% | 2020-11-24 |
| 27651. | Nate (blinky22) | 59.66 | 94% | 2021-01-05 |
| 27652. | Pete (pete2015) | 59.66 | 95% | 2016-05-17 |
| 27653. | truc (crystal148) | 59.66 | — | 2010-03-23 |
| 27654. | Ming (swamis) | 59.65 | 88% | 2016-05-24 |
| 27655. | ig@ (fainterkitten) | 59.65 | 89% | 2016-03-30 |
| 27656. | MadnessT3 (madnesst3) | 59.65 | 97% | 2023-07-01 |
| 27657. | Vikru (vikru10) | 59.65 | 97% | 2021-12-25 |
| 27658. | yasser (yasblack) | 59.65 | 96% | 2022-05-10 |
| 27659. | Steven (stevencurryeggprata) | 59.65 | 98% | 2019-11-06 |
| 27660. | mike (yyu2017) | 59.65 | 97% | 2021-12-13 |
| 27661. | Wei-Hao (semaphore) | 59.65 | — | 2010-04-20 |
| 27662. | mohammed (mohammedtowaileb) | 59.65 | 96% | 2015-01-27 |
| 27663. | Mayank (mayankraj) | 59.64 | 88% | 2015-10-04 |
| 27664. | David (jdwalston) | 59.64 | 91% | 2016-10-03 |
| 27665. | Eddie (eddiei) | 59.64 | 83% | 2013-01-14 |
| 27666. | Brainy (brainyknight) | 59.64 | 96% | 2022-10-08 |
| 27667. | Honza (kotis) | 59.64 | 97% | 2014-10-08 |
| 27668. | barry (mixhype) | 59.64 | — | 2010-05-23 |
| 27669. | Salman (4lv1) | 59.63 | 95% | 2017-05-18 |
| 27670. | Mirra (mirra93) | 59.63 | 93% | 2016-07-28 |
| 27671. | lokesh (lokesh3) | 59.63 | 96% | 2015-12-21 |
| 27672. | KOU (koulangkaya) | 59.62 | 96% | 2023-04-15 |
| 27673. | Suktinis (destrain) | 59.62 | 95% | 2021-05-14 |
| 27674. | Flynn (flynnticai) | 59.62 | 98% | 2017-08-24 |
| 27675. | Saatvik (saatvikruddra) | 59.61 | 96% | 2020-02-01 |
| 27676. | zyrch (zyrch) | 59.61 | 96% | 2021-03-27 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |