I was crying pointlessly on the kitchen floor. As was common practice during bouts of floor-crying, I was staring straight ahead at nothing in particular and feeling sort of weird about myself. Then, through the film of tears and nothingness, I spotted a tiny shriveled piece of corn under the refrigerator. I don't claim to know why this happened, but when I saw the piece of corn, something snapped inside me, and then that thing twisted through a few permutations of logic that I don't understand, and produced the most confusing bout of uncontrollable, debilitating laughter that I have ever experienced.
—from Hyperbole and a half, a book by Alexandra Brosh
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 2936. | Alberto (beto1217) | 70.23 | 97% | 2024-12-12 |
| 2937. | TychoH (tychoh) | 70.20 | 98% | 2024-03-28 |
| 2938. | tstats[rajendra_thakur] (ra... | 70.19 | 97% | 2023-06-27 |
| 2939. | Mimi (merrymolly23) | 70.18 | 94.3% | 2023-11-17 |
| 2940. | Eren (fallenriverie) | 70.17 | 96% | 2023-08-19 |
| 2941. | Chi (chinuneko) | 70.16 | 95.5% | 2024-03-29 |
| 2942. | Zoro (zoro_kaorts) | 70.00 | 95% | 2024-08-05 |
| 2943. | Linkio (linkio) | 69.99 | 97% | 2024-04-27 |
| 2944. | Kim Yoon Ju (mwn0104) | 69.95 | 96% | 2025-02-23 |
| 2945. | memorzial (memorzial) | 69.93 | 94% | 2024-06-12 |
| 2946. | Cass (paramisery) | 69.82 | 96.6% | 2023-10-19 |
| 2947. | Yana (yanafaisal) | 69.82 | 95.8% | 2024-02-05 |
| 2948. | son (son1708) | 69.81 | 97% | 2024-09-05 |
| 2949. | And (andzer0) | 69.81 | 93.7% | 2024-04-25 |
| 2950. | darsh0106 (mynamekaa) | 69.78 | 98.2% | 2023-05-31 |
| 2951. | Mickey (mickeymini) | 69.76 | 98% | 2023-09-09 |
| 2952. | Dakota (kotaguy) | 69.65 | 96% | 2023-09-15 |
| 2953. | Ricardo (ricardo1610) | 69.65 | 95% | 2023-04-27 |
| 2954. | BastianGram (bastiangram) | 69.58 | 96.6% | 2024-03-17 |
| 2955. | Frost (f_r_o_s_t) | 69.57 | 95.4% | 2023-12-02 |
| 2956. | Jams (jamyooes) | 69.44 | 97% | 2023-05-02 |
| 2957. | Bill Le (bill_le9956) | 69.44 | 97.2% | 2023-08-25 |
| 2958. | Md Ubaid (mdubaid_ulllah000) | 69.41 | 94% | 2023-06-21 |
| 2959. | Ravi (ravioliolioli) | 69.40 | 97% | 2024-11-28 |
| 2960. | Jamie (jamietyper90) | 69.39 | 96.1% | 2024-11-13 |
| 2961. | Brainy (brainyknight) | 69.37 | 96.3% | 2023-10-09 |
| 2962. | The Winner (randomdude925) | 69.35 | 96% | 2023-09-13 |
| 2963. | Jack (jacques_9908) | 69.29 | 98% | 2023-06-20 |
| 2964. | hamny (hamny) | 69.26 | 94.2% | 2024-05-09 |
| 2965. | Kayla (khvuyen) | 69.21 | 97% | 2024-02-24 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 4,268 | 96.84 | April 12, 2023 |