So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 29956. | tWINKLE (twinkle_414) | 52.83 | 91% | 2014-10-20 |
| 29957. | Josh (draveenn) | 52.82 | 95% | 2018-01-08 |
| 29958. | Sydney (goldenringlets) | 52.82 | 88% | 2011-12-09 |
| 29959. | Zach (_spacely) | 52.82 | 95% | 2020-02-06 |
| 29960. | Mushu (huamulanmushu) | 52.82 | 96% | 2016-09-15 |
| 29961. | Sultan (sultanbek93) | 52.82 | — | 2010-05-02 |
| 29962. | Jersey (zico) | 52.82 | 96% | 2011-07-28 |
| 29963. | worccx (worccx) | 52.82 | — | 2009-04-03 |
| 29964. | Natsumi (nattynutty) | 52.82 | 94% | 2014-12-06 |
| 29965. | kedar (knavlekar) | 52.82 | — | 2010-01-20 |
| 29966. | Peter (dzsuzeppe) | 52.82 | 97% | 2011-05-25 |
| 29967. | Tara:) (taradc) | 52.81 | 97% | 2023-01-10 |
| 29968. | Thiago (tpaulino) | 52.81 | 94% | 2022-04-20 |
| 29969. | Julien (julien123) | 52.81 | 97% | 2023-09-28 |
| 29970. | Temirlan (tenodeo) | 52.81 | 93% | 2022-07-20 |
| 29971. | mohammad (giant_pirate) | 52.81 | — | 2010-03-09 |
| 29972. | Amir (tombombadiil) | 52.80 | 95% | 2022-10-07 |
| 29973. | Farhan (maximaximaxi) | 52.80 | 96% | 2020-10-06 |
| 29974. | Amit (amit1409) | 52.80 | — | 2009-10-31 |
| 29975. | Deon (deon_george_) | 52.80 | 95% | 2023-02-03 |
| 29976. | Stephen (korankye) | 52.80 | 98% | 2021-01-30 |
| 29977. | Spoonster (spoonster) | 52.80 | 94% | 2021-03-06 |
| 29978. | Hunter (hunter_rammi) | 52.80 | 89% | 2013-10-13 |
| 29979. | Rune (typingooz) | 52.80 | — | 2011-01-17 |
| 29980. | Kirsty (k1rsty) | 52.80 | — | 2010-09-08 |
| 29981. | kosuke (kosuke) | 52.80 | 93% | 2013-04-16 |
| 29982. | Igor (igormau) | 52.80 | 91% | 2015-10-12 |
| 29983. | hinotori (hinotori) | 52.79 | 97% | 2022-12-06 |
| 29984. | GamerBoyShiva (gamerboyshiva) | 52.79 | 94% | 2022-03-20 |
| 29985. | Minate (minate) | 52.79 | 95.6% | 2023-07-11 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |