So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 25580. | Samuel (samuel_3456) | 59.48 | 96% | 2018-08-14 |
| 25581. | Ujjwol (ujjwol) | 59.48 | 97% | 2022-02-24 |
| 25582. | Sintana (banktpn25437) | 59.48 | 96.8% | 2021-02-09 |
| 25583. | cuong (cuongbenki) | 59.48 | — | 2011-03-11 |
| 25584. | lolr (crimson_serenity) | 59.48 | 88% | 2011-09-28 |
| 25585. | Joseph (josephyen) | 59.48 | — | 2010-03-14 |
| 25586. | Cnoevil (cnoevil) | 59.48 | 95% | 2014-10-16 |
| 25587. | Jeudry (jeudry) | 59.48 | 87% | 2014-02-12 |
| 25588. | Manjula (manjula121) | 59.47 | 93% | 2017-02-17 |
| 25589. | Baiza Iqbal (baizatheburger) | 59.47 | 97% | 2021-01-20 |
| 25590. | Santhosh (54nth05h) | 59.47 | 96% | 2023-02-09 |
| 25591. | Dark (darkwin) | 59.47 | 93% | 2014-04-14 |
| 25592. | timothy (thovin) | 59.47 | 92% | 2016-02-01 |
| 25593. | Joshua (jacan) | 59.47 | 96% | 2014-08-25 |
| 25594. | dayan (dayan) | 59.47 | — | 2008-12-21 |
| 25595. | Ashok (ashok009) | 59.47 | 91% | 2015-01-19 |
| 25596. | notcool908 (notcool908) | 59.46 | 95% | 2021-05-14 |
| 25597. | RiffedStorm (justaplayer_2137) | 59.46 | 93% | 2022-09-04 |
| 25598. | KOSTOV (kostov) | 59.46 | 98% | 2023-02-23 |
| 25599. | Paul (pjpage) | 59.46 | 95% | 2015-12-11 |
| 25600. | Sadaq (sadaq) | 59.46 | 96% | 2023-02-21 |
| 25601. | Bojan (nerull7) | 59.46 | 95% | 2014-09-06 |
| 25602. | David (hernan940730) | 59.46 | 96% | 2016-12-15 |
| 25603. | RazMelon (razmelon) | 59.45 | 95% | 2020-08-17 |
| 25604. | Ben (bendaniel10) | 59.45 | 91% | 2014-10-21 |
| 25605. | KoJor (hysoonwic) | 59.45 | 96% | 2022-10-04 |
| 25606. | Varun (varungopal4210) | 59.45 | 96% | 2020-12-14 |
| 25607. | Charlie (charcharliew) | 59.45 | 92% | 2015-10-30 |
| 25608. | Retarded (retardedretard) | 59.45 | 94% | 2014-09-18 |
| 25609. | Ben (Colemak) (benmandude) | 59.45 | — | 2010-12-06 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |