The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 20354. | Jarel (jarel123) | 71.53 | 96% | 2018-01-22 |
| 20355. | Ian (adagrad) | 71.52 | 96% | 2022-04-07 |
| 20356. | Ed (enormoused) | 71.52 | 95% | 2017-10-28 |
| 20357. | Siddharth (sinsid) | 71.52 | 96% | 2021-03-09 |
| 20358. | BennyPlayboy (bennyplayboy) | 71.52 | 96% | 2017-10-15 |
| 20359. | Jon (gorgly) | 71.52 | — | 2008-10-27 |
| 20360. | Nikhil (nikhil.james26@yaho... | 71.52 | 98% | 2013-08-14 |
| 20361. | barrack (barrack82) | 71.51 | 97% | 2023-08-16 |
| 20362. | bbdnoir (bbd_noir) | 71.51 | 96% | 2023-02-15 |
| 20363. | gob (waffalafel) | 71.51 | 95.7% | 2023-10-11 |
| 20364. | Isaac (chunkyipa) | 71.51 | 97% | 2022-04-23 |
| 20365. | Sai (secondblank) | 71.51 | 97% | 2021-06-17 |
| 20366. | Mana (mannaa) | 71.51 | 96% | 2022-11-22 |
| 20367. | 班班 (zxas1021) | 71.51 | 97% | 2016-03-15 |
| 20368. | Collin (cmart8) | 71.51 | 95% | 2016-05-11 |
| 20369. | P (plspalding) | 71.51 | 97% | 2014-03-02 |
| 20370. | Leevi (kosonen) | 71.50 | 90% | 2017-02-11 |
| 20371. | Chen (chenchen1) | 71.50 | 96% | 2016-07-07 |
| 20372. | Michael (michaelhau) | 71.50 | 96% | 2018-01-06 |
| 20373. | Mark (megglymark) | 71.49 | 97% | 2021-06-23 |
| 20374. | Aaron (germoose) | 71.49 | 93% | 2011-12-19 |
| 20375. | Matt (mattf) | 71.48 | — | 2011-04-02 |
| 20376. | Wazza (wazzahh) | 71.48 | 96% | 2021-03-26 |
| 20377. | Christoffer (themysteria) | 71.48 | 91% | 2016-03-16 |
| 20378. | Phuong (phuongt89) | 71.48 | — | 2010-09-06 |
| 20379. | fulga (fulga) | 71.47 | 96.9% | 2023-10-16 |
| 20380. | Karina (kflorez18) | 71.47 | 98% | 2017-11-20 |
| 20381. | Quan (awesomesaucecpp) | 71.47 | 92% | 2014-06-18 |
| 20382. | George (greek007) | 71.46 | 96% | 2022-01-20 |
| 20383. | joanna (soltera) | 71.46 | 97% | 2021-03-26 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |