See, I write jokes for a living, man. You know, I sit in my hotel at night, I think of something that's funny, then I go get a pen and I write it down. Or, if the pen's too far away, I have to convince myself that what I thought of ain't funny.
—from Mitch All Together, a other by Mitch Hedberg
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 5830. | Mo (medsebri) | 95.85 | 97% | 2025-08-12 |
| 5831. | Taeyang (taeta3) | 95.84 | 98% | 2026-03-16 |
| 5832. | Morgan (mrmorganrules) | 95.84 | 96% | 2023-03-01 |
| 5833. | Benjamin (blumentopf) | 95.83 | 98% | 2021-01-13 |
| 5834. | Justas (jusatas) | 95.82 | 99.2% | 2024-05-14 |
| 5835. | Zi (asianzealand) | 95.82 | 97% | 2020-05-07 |
| 5836. | slow stinky balls (znerwill... | 95.82 | 96% | 2022-03-05 |
| 5837. | Scail (1hitachi) | 95.81 | 96.8% | 2025-02-27 |
| 5838. | Rhys (themyth955) | 95.81 | 98.2% | 2025-03-24 |
| 5839. | cutecat2 (cutecat2) | 95.81 | 97% | 2021-04-07 |
| 5840. | jwt4517 (jwt4517) | 95.80 | 96% | 2021-12-25 |
| 5841. | π¨πΆπΊ (voops) | 95.80 | 98.1% | 2021-01-30 |
| 5842. | William (freewille) | 95.79 | 96.9% | 2024-12-21 |
| 5843. | K (crushems_) | 95.79 | 97% | 2021-03-02 |
| 5844. | Nicolas (yulkbbq) | 95.79 | 97.7% | 2021-02-20 |
| 5845. | Alex (tra_pz) | 95.79 | 98% | 2022-07-28 |
| 5846. | Y3 (yyy333) | 95.78 | 98% | 2024-06-19 |
| 5847. | kosmanaut (kosmanaut) | 95.78 | 98.9% | 2025-04-11 |
| 5848. | k (kiseiro) | 95.77 | 99.2% | 2024-03-19 |
| 5849. | pastaconfusion (pastaconfus... | 95.75 | 98.1% | 2024-09-13 |
| 5850. | Raghavan G V (raghavangv1998) | 95.75 | 96.8% | 2024-11-11 |
| 5851. | ok (yell0w_banana) | 95.75 | 98% | 2022-03-06 |
| 5852. | EconEdgeLinch (linch8) | 95.75 | 98% | 2021-12-25 |
| 5853. | πk (konnomon) | 95.75 | 98% | 2021-07-08 |
| 5854. | zen (zen181) | 95.74 | 97% | 2022-07-21 |
| 5855. | alex (alexaesopos) | 95.73 | 97% | 2023-03-27 |
| 5856. | kamea (kamea) | 95.73 | 98% | 2020-06-25 |
| 5857. | Like Like (like_like) | 95.73 | 99% | 2023-03-24 |
| 5858. | H (vigilantvillian_colemak) | 95.73 | 96.6% | 2024-10-25 |
| 5859. | Hayden (silentfox12345) | 95.72 | 99% | 2019-12-18 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 34,955 | 83.66 | April 5, 2019 |
| Instant Death Mode | 73 | 97.54 | February 15, 2020 |
| α Stenography | 2 | 123.50 | June 26, 2020 |