So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 12635. | Ish (asdfwhatyouknow) | 80.58 | 96% | 2016-05-14 |
| 12636. | クリスチャン (lshanun... | 80.58 | 97% | 2014-02-28 |
| 12637. | Neithan (neithan) | 80.58 | 95% | 2014-04-05 |
| 12638. | ha.na234-love (haruna) | 80.58 | 97% | 2013-03-25 |
| 12639. | CLl (chinll) | 80.57 | 94% | 2020-09-13 |
| 12640. | old layout (_darya_) | 80.57 | 97.5% | 2023-07-02 |
| 12641. | Pumpking (rawter007) | 80.57 | 98% | 2021-03-06 |
| 12642. | Hell (hellgee) | 80.57 | 97% | 2021-04-07 |
| 12643. | asd (spiros3535) | 80.57 | 96.7% | 2021-02-21 |
| 12644. | Weed (weeddinosaur) | 80.57 | 98% | 2019-10-11 |
| 12645. | Jomar (sushijo) | 80.57 | 98% | 2021-01-23 |
| 12646. | YellowQuack (yellowquack) | 80.56 | 94% | 2020-05-03 |
| 12647. | Eli (swannyaf) | 80.56 | 98% | 2022-11-07 |
| 12648. | Anthony (orn59354) | 80.56 | 97% | 2023-05-17 |
| 12649. | Hassan (0_nix_0) | 80.56 | 98% | 2021-03-29 |
| 12650. | mike (manarazer) | 80.56 | 94% | 2013-07-30 |
| 12651. | Eric (mainsterr) | 80.55 | 97% | 2023-03-26 |
| 12652. | Chingsung (conelead) | 80.55 | 87% | 2014-11-30 |
| 12653. | Alex (koroglua15) | 80.55 | 90% | 2014-02-07 |
| 12654. | Sean (metrognome12) | 80.54 | 97% | 2021-06-01 |
| 12655. | bug (toadcity) | 80.54 | 98% | 2021-07-06 |
| 12656. | Mark (lemon________) | 80.54 | 95% | 2021-04-20 |
| 12657. | Mawon (wonlee) | 80.54 | 98% | 2021-07-07 |
| 12658. | Blank (ct7567) | 80.54 | 96% | 2021-04-10 |
| 12659. | David Kim (nerix) | 80.54 | 96% | 2013-02-17 |
| 12660. | Kathleen (cymraesfach) | 80.54 | — | 2011-01-02 |
| 12661. | Alex (screwattack44) | 80.54 | 97% | 2017-08-08 |
| 12662. | jacob (iljain) | 80.54 | 97% | 2020-12-17 |
| 12663. | ujik (moonlightwizard) | 80.54 | 95% | 2016-01-15 |
| 12664. | dyaems (dyaems) | 80.54 | 99% | 2014-05-22 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |