I was crying pointlessly on the kitchen floor. As was common practice during bouts of floor-crying, I was staring straight ahead at nothing in particular and feeling sort of weird about myself. Then, through the film of tears and nothingness, I spotted a tiny shriveled piece of corn under the refrigerator. I don't claim to know why this happened, but when I saw the piece of corn, something snapped inside me, and then that thing twisted through a few permutations of logic that I don't understand, and produced the most confusing bout of uncontrollable, debilitating laughter that I have ever experienced.
—from Hyperbole and a half, a book by Alexandra Brosh
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1789. | Oneness (dreamtime) | 92.57 | 97% | 2025-10-23 |
| 1790. | gost (akasyh) | 92.53 | 98% | 2023-07-11 |
| 1791. | HotClaw (hotclaw) | 92.53 | 98.9% | 2024-03-04 |
| 1792. | Joshua (raizee) | 92.52 | 96.9% | 2023-09-16 |
| 1793. | abacon233 (abacon233) | 92.51 | 97% | 2025-10-02 |
| 1794. | adin (thedvoraktypist) | 92.51 | 96.2% | 2023-07-01 |
| 1795. | PotatoMike (potatomike) | 92.49 | 98% | 2025-06-10 |
| 1796. | Pancakesaurus (pancakesaurus) | 92.47 | 98% | 2025-08-15 |
| 1797. | blob (blobery) | 92.47 | 97.7% | 2023-10-07 |
| 1798. | JGB ðŸ‡ðŸ‡¹ (jgb000) | 92.47 | 97% | 2025-07-19 |
| 1799. | Giorgis (kur_giorgis) | 92.46 | 97% | 2025-05-22 |
| 1800. | FunFalafel (funfalafel) | 92.42 | 98.4% | 2024-10-09 |
| 1801. | Jake (pablojoseidk) | 92.42 | 95.9% | 2023-10-12 |
| 1802. | Ciccon0 (ciccon1) | 92.38 | 94.3% | 2024-10-10 |
| 1803. | Eric Liu (babiesbobo) | 92.37 | 96% | 2024-12-27 |
| 1804. | Maximus (maximusoctavius) | 92.36 | 96.5% | 2024-11-20 |
| 1805. | William Z. (aliaswz) | 92.34 | 97% | 2024-10-20 |
| 1806. | Eastsky712 (eastsky714) | 92.34 | 97% | 2023-06-15 |
| 1807. | Laco (koomp) | 92.34 | 99% | 2025-07-01 |
| 1808. | Alex (aweylmanfarwell) | 92.34 | 98.9% | 2023-07-15 |
| 1809. | Daniel (sgyplz) | 92.33 | 98% | 2024-04-11 |
| 1810. | JCRueco (shizile) | 92.30 | 98% | 2025-07-04 |
| 1811. | dj-viking (dj_viking) | 92.30 | 98.9% | 2024-03-31 |
| 1812. | Tima (tima_geek02) | 92.29 | 95.4% | 2024-07-24 |
| 1813. | pls (pls_) | 92.29 | 98% | 2024-07-24 |
| 1814. | progoo (progoo) | 92.29 | 96.5% | 2024-02-04 |
| 1815. | alex rae (alexmcrae) | 92.27 | 98% | 2025-06-12 |
| 1816. | (-_-) (bvw400) | 92.27 | 96.3% | 2023-10-12 |
| 1817. | Max (hooterr) | 92.27 | 96% | 2026-04-30 |
| 1818. | Gainz (gainz_machine) | 92.26 | 97% | 2023-08-19 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 4,268 | 96.84 | April 12, 2023 |