I don't think stand-up should really work on the page, so the very existence of this book is an indication of my ultimate failure as a comedian. The text of a stand-up set should be so dependent on performance and tone that it can't really work on the page, otherwise it's just funny writing.
—from How I Escaped My Certain Fate, a book by Stewart Lee
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 7010. | Andrew (trazer) | 95.78 | 96% | 2018-04-03 |
| 7011. | Bade (terrabade) | 95.77 | 97% | 2025-08-07 |
| 7012. | Zack (bungmcbooga) | 95.77 | 97% | 2021-01-20 |
| 7013. | DL Techy (dltechy) | 95.76 | 98% | 2023-04-26 |
| 7014. | supernoob (krcellucci) | 95.76 | 96.9% | 2023-12-07 |
| 7015. | Philip (watio) | 95.76 | 97% | 2018-11-24 |
| 7016. | Person (ali_666_) | 95.75 | 96.3% | 2024-04-15 |
| 7017. | Nux (amades) | 95.75 | 97% | 2023-03-14 |
| 7018. | Unbinned (pixlter) | 95.75 | 99% | 2023-02-05 |
| 7019. | Kiran (kkdatkiran) | 95.75 | 98.7% | 2024-03-16 |
| 7020. | Jeff (chiefjeef) | 95.75 | 97% | 2021-04-12 |
| 7021. | consistently inconsistent (... | 95.74 | 96% | 2022-11-06 |
| 7022. | deez (ishkena) | 95.74 | 96.2% | 2024-04-17 |
| 7023. | Brandon (jitterflugerpug) | 95.74 | 99% | 2025-06-18 |
| 7024. | (⌯˃̶᷄ ﹏ ˂̶᷄⌯)... | 95.74 | 97% | 2022-07-16 |
| 7025. | HHKBest (jywh91) | 95.74 | 97% | 2022-08-26 |
| 7026. | MysRen (mysren) | 95.73 | 98.1% | 2023-05-24 |
| 7027. | Laco (koomp) | 95.73 | 100% | 2019-12-11 |
| 7028. | Serenity (turkaturka) | 95.72 | 98% | 2025-10-18 |
| 7029. | drnoobus (drnoobus) | 95.71 | 97.1% | 2025-01-24 |
| 7030. | DiscoveryAlpha (j2997) | 95.71 | 98% | 2021-03-22 |
| 7031. | Infer (infernova_122) | 95.71 | 99% | 2023-01-17 |
| 7032. | Colin (cwreath43) | 95.71 | 97% | 2023-07-27 |
| 7033. | random (waltersgo) | 95.71 | 95% | 2022-11-21 |
| 7034. | shahbaz (shahbaz_kazi09) | 95.71 | 98% | 2017-12-07 |
| 7035. | Markus (markustelser) | 95.71 | 98% | 2022-05-12 |
| 7036. | The (bigbearalmighty) | 95.71 | 99% | 2023-01-22 |
| 7037. | TJ (1gear) | 95.70 | 97% | 2023-04-26 |
| 7038. | projectfupagain (projectfup... | 95.70 | 99% | 2022-03-10 |
| 7039. | Orton (ortxn) | 95.69 | 97% | 2025-06-04 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 39,947 | 85.52 | August 27, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 77 | 91.25 | January 9, 2019 |
| michaelderoche | 1 | 82.07 | April 15, 2017 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 1 | 68.43 | May 1, 2024 |