So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 20523. | Cole (masterc77) | 67.56 | 98% | 2015-03-10 |
| 20524. | MR.Docile (haitan90) | 67.56 | 97% | 2012-04-05 |
| 20525. | daniel0731ex (daniel0731ex) | 67.56 | 92% | 2013-09-21 |
| 20526. | Dang (big_worm) | 67.56 | — | 2008-12-10 |
| 20527. | Nitronium (nitronium) | 67.55 | 92% | 2016-11-08 |
| 20528. | Raghav (raghav8822) | 67.55 | 97.1% | 2021-02-01 |
| 20529. | Emil (trihardtyper) | 67.55 | 96% | 2017-09-27 |
| 20530. | amit (amitagl27) | 67.55 | 92% | 2016-04-29 |
| 20531. | Shrot (shrotk) | 67.55 | — | 2009-08-13 |
| 20532. | daniel (dannym91) | 67.55 | 94% | 2011-07-21 |
| 20533. | Syntrx (syntrx) | 67.54 | 97% | 2021-03-22 |
| 20534. | Jessica (jessdn) | 67.54 | 96% | 2020-12-15 |
| 20535. | Andrew (ajpye) | 67.54 | 96.6% | 2021-02-03 |
| 20536. | Howard (thedrawoh) | 67.54 | 98% | 2016-12-15 |
| 20537. | bich (xuongrongloveanh) | 67.54 | 94% | 2011-11-16 |
| 20538. | oreka (oreka) | 67.54 | — | 2010-03-30 |
| 20539. | SaeedUllah (asadjani) | 67.53 | 98% | 2022-04-06 |
| 20540. | Juan (jpherrera) | 67.53 | 96% | 2020-10-13 |
| 20541. | kojsot (kojsot) | 67.53 | 92% | 2015-12-13 |
| 20542. | oscarchichun (oscarchichun) | 67.53 | 97% | 2012-01-15 |
| 20543. | Joe (frugalpapillion) | 67.53 | 95% | 2016-02-03 |
| 20544. | Sophie (leadtogreenway) | 67.53 | 94% | 2012-07-29 |
| 20545. | Raymond (cathalus) | 67.53 | 91% | 2013-04-28 |
| 20546. | Wojciech (wojtekhp) | 67.52 | 98% | 2013-09-06 |
| 20547. | penguinlover564 (corrxtion) | 67.52 | 96% | 2023-05-07 |
| 20548. | Tim (auticons) | 67.52 | 98% | 2023-04-05 |
| 20549. | Tobbe (tobbedman) | 67.52 | 96% | 2022-01-17 |
| 20550. | Rifki (ghoulrane) | 67.52 | 95% | 2011-07-31 |
| 20551. | JR (insouciant325) | 67.52 | 94% | 2012-01-18 |
| 20552. | Jacksonbrahz (jacksonbrahz) | 67.51 | 96% | 2020-12-15 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |