The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
Active since August 19, 2008.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 12258. | Magnus (delicato) | 84.94 | — | 2009-04-10 |
| 12259. | Harish (hkhandrika) | 84.93 | 94% | 2014-05-20 |
| 12260. | Alexander (avalennon) | 84.93 | 94% | 2016-10-02 |
| 12261. | fatih (webfox) | 84.93 | 98% | 2016-12-25 |
| 12262. | Kill (2fast4yall) | 84.92 | 91% | 2015-06-01 |
| 12263. | reysette (reysettemart) | 84.92 | 97% | 2020-09-10 |
| 12264. | J (yzy1234) | 84.92 | 98% | 2021-06-23 |
| 12265. | Timothy (timothy5597) | 84.92 | 97% | 2023-02-17 |
| 12266. | Memming (qwerty) (memming) | 84.92 | 96.8% | 2023-09-21 |
| 12267. | ine (inesth) | 84.92 | 93% | 2016-10-14 |
| 12268. | David (dazzlethc) | 84.92 | 97% | 2020-05-30 |
| 12269. | Allen (coraza) | 84.92 | 97% | 2020-08-26 |
| 12270. | Daniel (dreilly2231) | 84.91 | 97% | 2023-08-14 |
| 12271. | Bruno (brutexx) | 84.91 | 96% | 2023-03-17 |
| 12272. | Ktren (kfashaun) | 84.91 | 98.1% | 2023-06-26 |
| 12273. | Sarao Jeepney (awe1212) | 84.91 | 98% | 2018-01-30 |
| 12274. | MJ (koestemk) | 84.90 | 93% | 2013-05-26 |
| 12275. | Arslan (arslan801007) | 84.90 | 97% | 2022-07-22 |
| 12276. | Mausam (the_witcher) | 84.90 | 97% | 2022-11-06 |
| 12277. | Garrett (theenforcer) | 84.90 | 97% | 2014-08-22 |
| 12278. | ted (sayonara999) | 84.90 | 99% | 2018-06-04 |
| 12279. | SAMEER (sameerrajimwale) | 84.90 | 95% | 2011-11-09 |
| 12280. | Nathaniel (rocketgenius) | 84.90 | 96% | 2013-11-06 |
| 12281. | Blebby (gabby3121) | 84.89 | 97% | 2021-10-10 |
| 12282. | . (jevrii) | 84.89 | 95% | 2019-02-01 |
| 12283. | poopycock17 (luigi65536) | 84.89 | 95% | 2022-12-18 |
| 12284. | HEAD (head_hunter) | 84.89 | 97% | 2021-04-02 |
| 12285. | Mawa (markusmawa) | 84.88 | 98% | 2022-03-03 |
| 12286. | TienDang (tienile2) | 84.88 | 98% | 2023-03-17 |
| 12287. | e̸̋̊͐͒̽̊͂͑̐͌͛͝... | 84.88 | 97% | 2021-01-03 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |