So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
Active since August 3, 2008.
317 total characters in this text.
View Pit Stop page for this text
| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 26781. | Caffeine (caffeinereptile) | 58.08 | 96% | 2022-02-08 |
| 26782. | BrokenPen (alan11abc) | 58.08 | 92% | 2013-10-04 |
| 26783. | PAW (paw_sensei) | 58.07 | 97% | 2021-06-04 |
| 26784. | Maeda (_maeda_) | 58.07 | 96.1% | 2023-10-23 |
| 26785. | 50 Year Old Girl (whatsthis) | 58.07 | 89% | 2016-06-16 |
| 26786. | Nyamsick Adrian (minyamisu) | 58.07 | 97% | 2021-11-05 |
| 26787. | mitch (albertsonmitch) | 58.07 | 94% | 2012-05-08 |
| 26788. | Palish (palish) | 58.07 | 95% | 2021-04-21 |
| 26789. | T (dovenyi) | 58.07 | 98% | 2018-07-14 |
| 26790. | Tjersti (tjersti) | 58.07 | — | 2009-08-25 |
| 26791. | Todd (mrswalin) | 58.07 | 96% | 2013-05-16 |
| 26792. | Jamie (bonjovi) | 58.07 | — | 2009-05-18 |
| 26793. | varun (_varun) | 58.06 | 97% | 2021-05-06 |
| 26794. | Kanzi (kanzi) | 58.06 | 100% | 2021-01-24 |
| 26795. | Tyler (pimpsalot) | 58.06 | — | 2010-11-03 |
| 26796. | polina (polina1) | 58.06 | — | 2010-08-25 |
| 26797. | Aho Vatija (sifathossain) | 58.05 | 97% | 2022-11-16 |
| 26798. | Ethan (ethant772) | 58.05 | 80% | 2017-02-11 |
| 26799. | John (johnkeith) | 58.05 | 95% | 2014-11-25 |
| 26800. | R (rc_da) | 58.05 | 95% | 2021-10-09 |
| 26801. | Kishore (kishore_usa) | 58.05 | 97% | 2022-08-17 |
| 26802. | Shahr (aburayyan) | 58.05 | 97% | 2017-11-14 |
| 26803. | Jason (storyline) | 58.05 | 94% | 2016-11-04 |
| 26804. | Victoria (missv) | 58.05 | — | 2011-04-26 |
| 26805. | koder (koder) | 58.05 | 99% | 2013-09-21 |
| 26806. | Eli (silversweedie) | 58.04 | 96% | 2021-12-01 |
| 26807. | Nabeel (nab_n) | 58.04 | 95% | 2017-01-01 |
| 26808. | Dear (dearme) | 58.04 | 96% | 2021-05-11 |
| 26809. | Angelo (calleja1973) | 58.04 | 87% | 2011-08-11 |
| 26810. | Mark (markieisfast) | 58.03 | 95% | 2020-12-17 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |