So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 22035. | Tuttifrutti (tuttifrutti) | 65.19 | 95% | 2013-03-18 |
| 22036. | saeednezamy@gmail.com (saee... | 65.19 | 91% | 2015-10-30 |
| 22037. | Abhi_Dvorak (abhyudaya_nair) | 65.18 | 96.2% | 2023-11-01 |
| 22038. | Alex (dacen) | 65.18 | 94% | 2014-03-10 |
| 22039. | Amanda (aj1111) | 65.18 | 98% | 2013-03-31 |
| 22040. | Satnam 😃 (satnam9781) | 65.18 | 97% | 2020-01-22 |
| 22041. | Van (motorhobo) | 65.18 | 99% | 2018-11-08 |
| 22042. | oOoOoO'' (rokas1997) | 65.18 | 94% | 2016-07-05 |
| 22043. | Liz (indyanajoana) | 65.18 | 98% | 2014-04-27 |
| 22044. | CR7 BETTER (22bakern) | 65.17 | 95% | 2020-01-20 |
| 22045. | Nitesh (niteshtiwari) | 65.17 | 97% | 2022-06-01 |
| 22046. | Dan (danezu) | 65.17 | 97% | 2021-01-24 |
| 22047. | Neo (earthian123) | 65.17 | 99% | 2021-05-20 |
| 22048. | Mida (minogaku) | 65.17 | 94% | 2014-06-01 |
| 22049. | Pito (djz3rj) | 65.17 | 97% | 2018-04-27 |
| 22050. | Beth (beth5507) | 65.17 | 95% | 2016-05-29 |
| 22051. | Ignacio (synthbass) | 65.16 | 95% | 2022-12-27 |
| 22052. | Akos (kockafej) | 65.16 | 95% | 2020-10-06 |
| 22053. | Amber (ambershumpert) | 65.16 | 97% | 2015-09-30 |
| 22054. | Andreas (asbestos) | 65.16 | 91% | 2015-06-16 |
| 22055. | George (geoioanid) | 65.16 | 96% | 2017-10-12 |
| 22056. | Garl (garltsagan) | 65.16 | 97% | 2012-10-03 |
| 22057. | double (doubleliftisgod) | 65.16 | 89% | 2015-10-24 |
| 22058. | Aayam (aayam1997) | 65.15 | 97% | 2023-07-21 |
| 22059. | hamny (hamny) | 65.15 | 95.8% | 2023-10-26 |
| 22060. | Photastic (photastic) | 65.15 | 96% | 2019-10-10 |
| 22061. | August (dacryo) | 65.15 | 92% | 2012-10-09 |
| 22062. | Lukas (dundis3000) | 65.15 | 95% | 2021-10-25 |
| 22063. | Alexander (yomummy) | 65.15 | 96% | 2020-12-09 |
| 22064. | MPL (luthienmpl) | 65.15 | 96% | 2015-12-03 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |