I hope I cut myself shaving tomorrow. I hope it bleeds all day long. Our friends say it's darkest before the sun rises; we're pretty sure they're all wrong.
—from No Children, a song by The Mountain Goats
Active since January 13, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 10973. | Atta (attaboi) | 87.37 | 96% | 2020-11-17 |
| 10974. | Bill (wichpa) | 87.37 | 99% | 2021-04-04 |
| 10975. | Michael (fappywet) | 87.37 | 98% | 2022-09-20 |
| 10976. | Cole (coles_lambo_15) | 87.37 | 97% | 2021-11-01 |
| 10977. | Elo (ouilla) | 87.37 | 99% | 2017-10-16 |
| 10978. | Gabe (coolgabe1234) | 87.37 | 98% | 2017-11-15 |
| 10979. | Jim (problemset) | 87.36 | 99.4% | 2023-07-02 |
| 10980. | Maxim (maxim2) | 87.36 | 97% | 2022-02-07 |
| 10981. | Mr (mr_pottato) | 87.35 | 98% | 2020-03-16 |
| 10982. | Kamuran (drkammers) | 87.35 | 96% | 2018-10-27 |
| 10983. | William (wombats_) | 87.34 | 97% | 2022-03-13 |
| 10984. | cukubix (asdvsd12) | 87.34 | 98% | 2023-02-10 |
| 10985. | Z-Dvorak (zzdarke) | 87.34 | 94.8% | 2024-01-20 |
| 10986. | Polina (linak) | 87.34 | 98.8% | 2023-10-31 |
| 10987. | Alex (tsaalex) | 87.33 | 98% | 2020-03-01 |
| 10988. | canwithbeans (canikomaniko1) | 87.32 | 97.6% | 2023-10-12 |
| 10989. | Cuong (cuongnguyen2708) | 87.31 | 96% | 2025-09-11 |
| 10990. | M (migrape) | 87.31 | 98.2% | 2023-10-30 |
| 10991. | Dan (typistdan) | 87.31 | 96.2% | 2023-11-15 |
| 10992. | Melanie (melanie13052) | 87.31 | 99% | 2018-08-16 |
| 10993. | IceTea (iceteaxxd) | 87.31 | 97% | 2022-01-30 |
| 10994. | Raiden Shogun (ntd_dll) | 87.31 | 97% | 2022-02-03 |
| 10995. | Ivandro (bigivel) | 87.31 | 99% | 2021-12-24 |
| 10996. | Knights who until recently ... | 87.31 | 97% | 2019-01-28 |
| 10997. | Apollyon (mik_apollyon) | 87.30 | 97% | 2022-03-03 |
| 10998. | Emily (emklof92) | 87.29 | 96% | 2022-08-08 |
| 10999. | Shawn (anotheronebitesthedust) | 87.29 | 99% | 2021-01-01 |
| 11000. | sw0rd (sw0rd) | 87.29 | 98% | 2021-06-24 |
| 11001. | pashkhan (pashkhan) | 87.28 | 99% | 2017-10-02 |
| 11002. | evelyn (evelynhart) | 87.28 | 96% | 2022-02-27 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,914 | 84.34 | January 13, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 231 | 87.71 | December 17, 2018 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 6 | 106.66 | July 19, 2021 |