And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
—from Office Space, a movie by Mike Judge
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 14343. | Boon (chiobuxoxo) | 89.12 | 96% | 2018-09-20 |
| 14344. | Gabriel (jglievano) | 89.12 | 94% | 2013-04-14 |
| 14345. | Teo (teodoriux13) | 89.12 | 98% | 2016-11-28 |
| 14346. | Marcin (marzelin) | 89.12 | 98% | 2016-11-16 |
| 14347. | Oskar (gloomytwirl) | 89.12 | 94% | 2015-05-10 |
| 14348. | Dominic (captainnemodom@hot... | 89.12 | — | 2009-03-16 |
| 14349. | Man (manontheway54) | 89.11 | 99% | 2017-12-11 |
| 14350. | 949 (bkwak11) | 89.11 | 98% | 2022-11-04 |
| 14351. | Alek (aszarans) | 89.11 | 92% | 2016-06-18 |
| 14352. | Chocolat (ichocolat) | 89.11 | 92% | 2014-06-14 |
| 14353. | deadend (shiroku) | 89.10 | 95% | 2018-05-21 |
| 14354. | Tetu (bwewts) | 89.10 | 98% | 2019-05-21 |
| 14355. | Sudip (donda) | 89.10 | 98% | 2023-01-24 |
| 14356. | Someone (anamedplayer) | 89.10 | 96% | 2020-11-19 |
| 14357. | Peter (hymn) | 89.10 | — | 2009-12-29 |
| 14358. | Taylor (zarr_) | 89.10 | 91% | 2012-12-30 |
| 14359. | Cube (abdullah67) | 89.09 | 98.3% | 2023-10-25 |
| 14360. | jeff (fatty235) | 89.09 | 98% | 2015-12-20 |
| 14361. | norush (norush) | 89.09 | 97% | 2022-06-05 |
| 14362. | .tstats[lnflux] (lnflux) | 89.09 | 96% | 2020-05-14 |
| 14363. | Delirious (deliriousbadger) | 89.09 | 98% | 2021-01-12 |
| 14364. | Emily (emilydanielle2013) | 89.09 | 97% | 2012-03-19 |
| 14365. | Knights who until recently ... | 89.09 | 97% | 2016-04-13 |
| 14366. | Aci (aciller123) | 89.09 | 98% | 2019-07-02 |
| 14367. | humberto torres (humbertoto... | 89.08 | 99% | 2021-11-09 |
| 14368. | Maria (mariaotonashi) | 89.08 | 97% | 2017-08-29 |
| 14369. | Xilly (xillyyt) | 89.08 | 98% | 2023-10-05 |
| 14370. | HudYA (hudyusuf) | 89.08 | 96% | 2022-09-19 |
| 14371. | Nara (narangie) | 89.08 | 92% | 2015-12-13 |
| 14372. | Miller (nicholasmiller22) | 89.08 | 98% | 2017-09-25 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 119,690 | 84.32 | July 27, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 366 | 64.73 | January 3, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 134 | 85.25 | March 29, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 12 | 56.62 | February 9, 2011 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 98.97 | November 13, 2022 |