So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
---|---|---|---|---|
13495. | John (vkts) | 78.42 | 98% | 2017-02-19 |
13496. | Robert (privateer) | 78.42 | 98% | 2013-04-22 |
13497. | Adam (borasz) | 78.42 | 95% | 2017-02-09 |
13498. | Kaj (kajvdh) | 78.41 | 95% | 2013-05-18 |
13499. | clarence (zerogly) | 78.40 | 97% | 2021-11-06 |
13500. | Luis (luismiguelcopadiaz) | 78.40 | 97% | 2021-06-01 |
13501. | Jeff (charsapoo) | 78.40 | — | 2011-04-12 |
13502. | Steeny (divastin) | 78.39 | 91% | 2014-10-27 |
13503. | Sissel (theonetrite) | 78.39 | 95% | 2022-04-04 |
13504. | THE_ONE (wejdan_23) | 78.39 | 95.8% | 2023-10-19 |
13505. | PARAG (parroye) | 78.39 | 96% | 2013-07-16 |
13506. | Tim (jackychan564) | 78.39 | 92% | 2016-03-14 |
13507. | Nim (nim1chimpsky) | 78.39 | 96% | 2021-11-07 |
13508. | hackthemoon (hackthemoon) | 78.39 | 97% | 2022-10-08 |
13509. | Han (mozes) | 78.39 | — | 2009-04-17 |
13510. | Fayaz Ali (fayazalilashari) | 78.39 | 96% | 2011-09-15 |
13511. | johnbutactuallynotjohn (yes... | 78.38 | 97% | 2021-06-19 |
13512. | Thuan (cloud9) | 78.38 | — | 2008-11-23 |
13513. | Abhay (abhay_hadez) | 78.38 | 96% | 2021-10-10 |
13514. | Bob (bobderbauer) | 78.38 | 96% | 2021-03-01 |
13515. | Kukk (knightpikachu) | 78.38 | 96% | 2018-10-24 |
13516. | Ide (reyybruh) | 78.38 | 96% | 2022-01-18 |
13517. | Smelly (burdturglar) | 78.38 | 97.4% | 2023-10-27 |
13518. | John (shadosavage) | 78.38 | 93% | 2016-12-31 |
13519. | Sean (zaynehasgills) | 78.37 | 95% | 2022-07-14 |
13520. | Ayush (ayuza3k) | 78.37 | 97% | 2023-04-17 |
13521. | Benay (benay127) | 78.37 | 97% | 2020-02-11 |
13522. | Martin (kompik) | 78.37 | 98% | 2013-01-02 |
13523. | Peter (perokema) | 78.37 | 98% | 2013-02-23 |
13524. | Chaitanya (enpitsu_k) | 78.36 | 99% | 2022-12-30 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
---|---|---|---|
Default (English) | 94,975 | 75.15 | August 3, 2008 |
Instant Death Mode | 112 | 75.44 | April 2, 2010 |
Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
##typeracer | 3 | 62.05 | February 11, 2021 |
TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |