And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
—from Office Space, a movie by Mike Judge
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 11481. | (javamorris) | 94.20 | 99% | 2020-09-09 |
| 11482. | wet nightmare (daviddloco) | 94.19 | 99% | 2018-02-13 |
| 11483. | Troy (troyl) | 94.19 | 96% | 2022-01-14 |
| 11484. | (asdfg_hjkl) | 94.19 | 97% | 2011-06-02 |
| 11485. | Henry (nexx42) | 94.19 | — | 2011-01-11 |
| 11486. | (musoccer) | 94.19 | 92% | 2016-05-12 |
| 11487. | (infamous567) | 94.18 | 99% | 2018-11-27 |
| 11488. | Triad (triad314) | 94.18 | 98% | 2021-06-30 |
| 11489. | (poncho20) | 94.18 | 94% | 2014-02-24 |
| 11490. | Jacob (jacobmatthewking14) | 94.18 | 97% | 2013-06-15 |
| 11491. | (imsamu) | 94.17 | 98% | 2020-03-06 |
| 11492. | Rishi (ririhaha) | 94.17 | 97% | 2022-07-11 |
| 11493. | Weed (weeddinosaur) | 94.17 | 97% | 2021-10-04 |
| 11494. | (c0in) | 94.17 | 98% | 2023-02-04 |
| 11495. | (ogkatumus) | 94.17 | 98% | 2021-03-23 |
| 11496. | (ineverquit) | 94.17 | 94% | 2014-07-04 |
| 11497. | (knav) | 94.16 | 96% | 2011-12-05 |
| 11498. | (joegoldman) | 94.16 | 94% | 2013-02-18 |
| 11499. | Ol (bodanice) | 94.16 | 98% | 2021-01-18 |
| 11500. | Moyra (moyra) | 94.16 | 97% | 2015-04-22 |
| 11501. | (dylll) | 94.16 | 98% | 2011-06-13 |
| 11502. | (manepali) | 94.16 | 90% | 2016-12-31 |
| 11503. | (floppinglife) | 94.16 | 90% | 2016-12-18 |
| 11504. | RyeBread (shmuggit) | 94.15 | 96% | 2012-01-28 |
| 11505. | (tigeros) | 94.15 | 98% | 2023-05-22 |
| 11506. | Martina (martinaon) | 94.15 | 97% | 2015-11-29 |
| 11507. | Ansh (thegrandmaster23) | 94.14 | 97% | 2022-09-26 |
| 11508. | tonyh88 (tonyh88) | 94.14 | 97.7% | 2023-07-25 |
| 11509. | Jared (jared779) | 94.14 | 97% | 2015-01-15 |
| 11510. | (dawsonmoore) | 94.14 | 97% | 2013-02-16 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 119,690 | 84.32 | July 27, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 366 | 64.73 | January 3, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 134 | 85.25 | March 29, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 12 | 56.62 | February 9, 2011 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 98.97 | November 13, 2022 |