The wine list looks so imposing that you finally give up laboring over it. You hand it back to the server and say (either a bit sheepishly, because you're acknowledging that you can't handle the list, or with defiant bravado, signifying that you're not going to waste your time on this nonsense), "I'll just have a glass of white wine." Smart move or big mistake? We'd say, "Mistake."
—from Wine for Dummies, a book by Ed McCarthy
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 10920. | Jack (manbearpig01) | 87.44 | 97% | 2025-10-29 |
| 10921. | Duirky (sublollipop) | 87.44 | 97.2% | 2025-05-14 |
| 10922. | Bob (bbui21) | 87.44 | 99% | 2024-05-14 |
| 10923. | Father (kfjzct) | 87.44 | 96% | 2024-06-07 |
| 10924. | Dextro (dextroaim) | 87.44 | 96.9% | 2024-02-09 |
| 10925. | Halo (halo06) | 87.44 | 97% | 2022-07-28 |
| 10926. | Shacrow (shacrow) | 87.44 | 97% | 2023-03-02 |
| 10927. | Kristyn (klaceylarson) | 87.44 | 96% | 2015-04-13 |
| 10928. | N (nrambo2000) | 87.44 | 93% | 2016-10-02 |
| 10929. | amandine (lovetyping) | 87.44 | — | 2010-11-26 |
| 10930. | m (imtiaz) | 87.43 | 97% | 2014-10-29 |
| 10931. | Phan (mudoo) | 87.43 | 97% | 2024-02-22 |
| 10932. | rahmu (rahmu) | 87.43 | 96% | 2016-04-13 |
| 10933. | Huy (giahuy7753) | 87.43 | 99% | 2023-03-01 |
| 10934. | Katappa (sim007) | 87.43 | 99% | 2016-08-01 |
| 10935. | Ryben (ryben_vendict) | 87.43 | 94% | 2013-07-17 |
| 10936. | Romans ✂ (romaninsh) | 87.42 | 89% | 2015-09-12 |
| 10937. | kmkan (kmkan) | 87.42 | 95% | 2024-09-08 |
| 10938. | Kai (sheisaqt) | 87.42 | 97% | 2020-12-14 |
| 10939. | Benjamin (bedavis) | 87.42 | 97% | 2018-01-11 |
| 10940. | EEEEErol (rsfatboy119) | 87.42 | 98% | 2018-11-19 |
| 10941. | Max (minecraftaholic) | 87.41 | 91% | 2014-07-23 |
| 10942. | Alvin (forcetyper) | 87.41 | 97.7% | 2024-08-23 |
| 10943. | tstats[logeenthlive] (logee... | 87.41 | 96% | 2019-04-24 |
| 10944. | Khan Ali (shahkhan) | 87.41 | 97% | 2017-01-07 |
| 10945. | Contra (contradistinct) | 87.41 | 81% | 2012-12-21 |
| 10946. | rocky (rockycabaero) | 87.41 | — | 2011-03-18 |
| 10947. | victoria (kaktus1604) | 87.40 | 98.3% | 2025-02-18 |
| 10948. | Will (willwoz27) | 87.40 | 97.8% | 2024-08-12 |
| 10949. | Mr.Pemguimn (nhatltm) | 87.40 | 97% | 2023-01-22 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 98,572 | 77.04 | May 8, 2010 |
| Instant Death Mode | 50 | 80.61 | July 5, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 6 | 67.76 | December 15, 2020 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 50.01 | May 6, 2011 |