The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 12186. | Arslan (arslan801007) | 84.90 | 97% | 2022-07-22 |
| 12187. | MJ (koestemk) | 84.90 | 93% | 2013-05-26 |
| 12188. | Mausam (the_witcher) | 84.90 | 97% | 2022-11-06 |
| 12189. | Garrett (theenforcer) | 84.90 | 97% | 2014-08-22 |
| 12190. | ted (sayonara999) | 84.90 | 99% | 2018-06-04 |
| 12191. | SAMEER (sameerrajimwale) | 84.90 | 95% | 2011-11-09 |
| 12192. | Nathaniel (rocketgenius) | 84.90 | 96% | 2013-11-06 |
| 12193. | Blebby (gabby3121) | 84.89 | 97% | 2021-10-10 |
| 12194. | . (jevrii) | 84.89 | 95% | 2019-02-01 |
| 12195. | poopycock17 (luigi65536) | 84.89 | 95% | 2022-12-18 |
| 12196. | HEAD (head_hunter) | 84.89 | 97% | 2021-04-02 |
| 12197. | Mawa (markusmawa) | 84.88 | 98% | 2022-03-03 |
| 12198. | TienDang (tienile2) | 84.88 | 98% | 2023-03-17 |
| 12199. | e̸̋̊͐͒̽̊͂͑̐͌͛͝... | 84.88 | 97% | 2021-01-03 |
| 12200. | Chinmay (chinmay_jangid) | 84.88 | 96% | 2015-02-22 |
| 12201. | Tim (rmeyes) | 84.88 | 98% | 2011-08-11 |
| 12202. | Lazer (lawins) | 84.87 | 94% | 2016-11-16 |
| 12203. | Tcaldridge05 (tcaldridge05) | 84.87 | 96% | 2023-10-19 |
| 12204. | Jackson (baccarat) | 84.87 | 96% | 2021-06-26 |
| 12205. | Missy (lovelydy) | 84.87 | 97% | 2017-02-15 |
| 12206. | Klydasaurus (klydasaurus) | 84.87 | 97% | 2013-01-29 |
| 12207. | Khoa (kingkg4321) | 84.87 | — | 2010-05-20 |
| 12208. | Richard (rhendrick82989) | 84.87 | 96% | 2014-03-04 |
| 12209. | ตาแดง (pitagorus) | 84.86 | 98% | 2014-08-26 |
| 12210. | Scott (nikolasvallesteros) | 84.86 | 97% | 2022-04-05 |
| 12211. | Mike (dnarb123) | 84.86 | 89% | 2015-04-28 |
| 12212. | Christy (cbartolain) | 84.86 | — | 2009-11-25 |
| 12213. | Winner... (afghanistan) | 84.86 | 97% | 2014-08-13 |
| 12214. | Michael (garu645) | 84.85 | 97% | 2021-01-12 |
| 12215. | Miku (dmtechno) | 84.85 | 96% | 2022-02-08 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |