The wine list looks so imposing that you finally give up laboring over it. You hand it back to the server and say (either a bit sheepishly, because you're acknowledging that you can't handle the list, or with defiant bravado, signifying that you're not going to waste your time on this nonsense), "I'll just have a glass of white wine." Smart move or big mistake? We'd say, "Mistake."
—from Wine for Dummies, a book by Ed McCarthy
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 27256. | steebie (steebie) | 67.63 | 95% | 2026-04-10 |
| 27257. | creggy (creggy) | 67.63 | 99% | 2025-04-22 |
| 27258. | Yuri Garcia (cauzes) | 67.63 | 96% | 2024-05-15 |
| 27259. | Mr Notch (son_goku12) | 67.63 | 95% | 2020-06-07 |
| 27260. | Julie (codex13) | 67.63 | 97.7% | 2024-07-09 |
| 27261. | Chidera (moving_on) | 67.63 | 93% | 2016-07-02 |
| 27262. | Aidan (wokwokwok) | 67.63 | 95% | 2017-05-12 |
| 27263. | Daniel (fragil1ty) | 67.62 | 87% | 2014-08-21 |
| 27264. | Angel (angelhk) | 67.62 | 96% | 2023-11-10 |
| 27265. | Firrera (ruicchi) | 67.62 | 97% | 2024-10-15 |
| 27266. | min (varsityhearts) | 67.62 | 96.8% | 2024-08-25 |
| 27267. | thaddeus agulto (theeseskin) | 67.62 | 94.6% | 2024-08-19 |
| 27268. | Heaven (heavenlyanne) | 67.62 | 97.6% | 2024-11-11 |
| 27269. | Buenas Tardes (buenastardes) | 67.62 | 96% | 2023-03-12 |
| 27270. | Tamil (tamil2915) | 67.62 | 95% | 2016-10-24 |
| 27271. | Myro Bryan (iskwagong) | 67.62 | 94% | 2020-11-14 |
| 27272. | akhsh (akhsh) | 67.61 | 97% | 2025-09-16 |
| 27273. | Brown (mostbrownplayer) | 67.61 | 96% | 2024-01-27 |
| 27274. | Kevin Lu (klu6285) | 67.61 | 96% | 2023-12-26 |
| 27275. | Alex (alex7r360) | 67.61 | 94% | 2016-01-05 |
| 27276. | Hemn (hemaghazab) | 67.61 | 96% | 2022-12-13 |
| 27277. | Katherine (quirkydiva80) | 67.61 | 99% | 2024-01-05 |
| 27278. | Cris (the_thesaurusrex) | 67.61 | 96% | 2025-11-02 |
| 27279. | Kelly (kelrena) | 67.61 | 94% | 2012-12-22 |
| 27280. | Mike (mjpetrie) | 67.61 | — | 2010-05-24 |
| 27281. | Entro (entro_50) | 67.60 | 95% | 2026-04-17 |
| 27282. | Nadine (slayqueen01) | 67.60 | 97% | 2024-04-30 |
| 27283. | Youssef (iiyusuf) | 67.60 | 96.2% | 2024-05-09 |
| 27284. | king_ (iamback_) | 67.60 | 96% | 2025-06-18 |
| 27285. | Draco (dracoj) | 67.60 | 94% | 2016-05-28 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 98,572 | 77.04 | May 8, 2010 |
| Instant Death Mode | 50 | 80.61 | July 5, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 6 | 67.76 | December 15, 2020 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 50.01 | May 6, 2011 |